{"product_id":"all-nervous-no-system-raccoon","title":"All Nervous, No System (Raccoon)","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALL NERVOUS, NO SYSTEM STICKER – ANXIETY STICKER WITH A CHAOTIC RACCOON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve got \u003cstrong\u003ezero chill, maximum overthinking, and the fight-or-flight response of a caffeinated raccoon\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong\u003eanxiety sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e was made for you. \u003cstrong\u003eALL NERVOUS, NO SYSTEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e That’s the vibe. That’s the mood. 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