{"product_id":"almonds-is-wood","title":"Almonds is Wood","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALMONDS IS WOOD STICKER – THE ULTIMATE ALMONDS WOOD MEME DECAL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eSCIENCE SAYS ALMONDS IS WOOD.\u003c\/strong\u003e WE SAY \u003cstrong\u003eSLAP THIS STICKER ON IMMEDIATELY.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🔥\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people collect \u003cstrong\u003efacts.\u003c\/strong\u003e Others collect \u003cstrong\u003echaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e If you’re in the second group, this \u003cstrong\u003ealmonds wood meme sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is your new personal manifesto. \u003cstrong\u003eAlmonds? 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