{"product_id":"autism-announcement","title":"Autism Announcement","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"229\"\u003eTrump Sticker – Autism Announcement Edition\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"693\"\u003eSometimes the news is so unhinged that it basically writes the bumper sticker for us. Enter: \u003cstrong data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eThe Autism Announcement Sticker\/Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e, Frog Mustard’s chaotic remix of a Fox News–style graphic featuring Trump, RFJ Jr., and the recent Tylenol–autism discourse that nobody asked for but somehow exists. This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a fever dream pressed into \u003cstrong data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"613\"\u003eweatherproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e so absurd that your car might file for unemployment just to get away from it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"698\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"739\"\u003eWhy This Funny Bumper Sticker Exists\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003eBecause reality collapsed sometime in 2016 and now we’re just riffing. That’s why. The autism–Tylenol conspiracy headline was already cooked in the content mines, so Frog Mustard cranked the absurdity dial to eleven and slammed it into sticker form. Put it on your bumper, your water bottle, or straight across your neighbor’s “Blue Lives Matter” magnet just to watch them spiral.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e isn’t just a decoration—it’s a conversation starter, a fight instigator, and possibly the last straw at Thanksgiving dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1288\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eBuilt Like a Car Magnet for the End Times\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1334\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eWhether you grab it as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e or as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003evinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, you’re getting the same Frog Mustard quality that’s carried us through over 50,000 sales and multiple cease-and-desists. (Thanks, corporate lawyers—we love your work.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1574\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1574\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003eWeatherproof Sticker Tech\u003c\/strong\u003e: Rain, sleet, snow, or another Fox News chyron—this baby holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1675\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1675\" data-end=\"1690\"\u003eThicc Vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e: Not dollar-store thin. We’re talking premium heft, like if your sticker could bench press.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1785\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1805\"\u003eChaotic Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e: Scientifically proven* to lower the resale value of your vehicle by at least 12%.\u003cbr data-start=\"1888\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003e(*Okay, not scientifically proven, but it feels right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1950\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1955\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003eWhy You Need a Trump Sticker in Your Life\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2001\" data-end=\"2326\"\u003eLook. You don’t buy a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2023\" data-end=\"2040\"\u003eTrump sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e from Frog Mustard to “make a statement.” You buy it because your sense of humor is broken beyond repair, and now your car needs to reflect that. You buy it because you know that nothing screams \u003cem data-start=\"2235\" data-end=\"2255\"\u003e“my brain is soup”\u003c\/em\u003e quite like a faux-serious Fox News graphic about autism and Tylenol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2328\" data-end=\"2540\"\u003eYou also buy it because Frog Mustard doesn’t do timid. Every drop, every magnet, every design is born in the swamp of chaos where irony goes to die. If you’re reading this and nodding, you’re already one of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2542\" data-end=\"2545\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2577\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet Showdown\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2579\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2579\" data-end=\"2727\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2581\" data-end=\"2727\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2581\" data-end=\"2598\"\u003eVinyl Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e: Permanent commitment, like getting a tattoo you’ll regret but secretly love. Slap it on laptops, toolboxes, your mom’s Prius.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2728\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2730\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2730\" data-end=\"2744\"\u003eCar Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e: Detachable chaos. Perfect if you like your car unscathed but still need strangers at the gas pump to judge you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2861\" data-end=\"2974\"\u003eBoth options are weatherproof, unhinged, and guaranteed to confuse at least three people in your daily commute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2976\" data-end=\"2979\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2981\" data-end=\"3018\"\u003eHaters Gonna Hate, Cars Gonna Honk\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3020\" data-end=\"3267\"\u003eImagine pulling up at a red light. The guy next to you is blasting Kid Rock, sees your \u003cstrong data-start=\"3107\" data-end=\"3131\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, and suddenly his whole world view collapses. That’s the Frog Mustard promise: confusion, laughter, and maybe a middle finger or two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3269\" data-end=\"3272\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3274\" data-end=\"3312\"\u003eCare Instructions for Maximum Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3314\" data-end=\"3638\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3314\" data-end=\"3442\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3316\" data-end=\"3442\"\u003eStickers: Clean your surface, slap it down, and forget about it until you sell the car and the dealership guy sighs audibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3443\" data-end=\"3638\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3445\" data-end=\"3638\"\u003eMagnets: Works on most metal panels (not plastic bumpers, sorry Tesla drivers). Small air bubbles are normal and will fade in the sun. If it starts peeling? That’s just character development.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3640\" data-end=\"3643\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3645\" data-end=\"3675\"\u003eThe Frog Mustard Difference\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3677\" data-end=\"4055\"\u003eWe’re not here to be cute. We’re here to be feral. Our \u003cstrong data-start=\"3732\" data-end=\"3750\"\u003evinyl trump sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"3755\" data-end=\"3770\"\u003ecar magnets\u003c\/strong\u003e are printed thick, weatherproof, and built to outlast your sanity. Over 70+ retailers carry Frog Mustard now—including Zumiez, Bull Moose Records, and maybe your cool cousin’s skate shop. If you’ve seen one of our designs “in the wild,” you know exactly why people keep coming back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4057\" data-end=\"4060\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4062\" data-end=\"4095\"\u003eIn Conclusion: Buy the Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4097\" data-end=\"4247\"\u003eBecause life is short. Because bumper stickers are forever. Because “Autism Announcement” belongs on the back of a Subaru in the Target parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4249\" data-end=\"4318\"\u003eAnd because Frog Mustard is the only brand feral enough to make it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4249\" data-end=\"4318\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071716679969,"sku":"Autism Announcement Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071716712737,"sku":"Autism Announcement Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071716745505,"sku":"sku-51535806595351","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/autism-announcement-5768410.jpg?v=1784868172","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/autism-announcement","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}