{"product_id":"come-and-take-it-sub-sandwich","title":"Come and Take it (Sub Sandwich)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_ai_response_QemYl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__response_container_y8LqB conversationThread-module__response_container_small_screen_collapsed_78OuY\" data-testid=\"ai-message-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__total_response_container_xJBt-\" data-testid=\"ai-message-inner-container\" data-customization=\"ai-message-inner-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_response_O5bWW !q-wa-max-w-[var(--webapp-conversation-message-body-response-max-width)] undefined false\" aria-live=\"polite\" data-testid=\"ai-message-text-container\" data-customization=\"ai-message-text-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_response_text_Xzxnx conversationThread-module__purina_message_body_response_text_A10EL  \" data-testid=\"ai-message-text\" data-customization=\"ai-message-text\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDEFEND YOUR LUNCH WITH THIS LEGENDARY BUMPER STICKER OF SANDWICH SOVEREIGNTY\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eListen up, you freedom-loving foodies! We've taken the most iconic symbol of defiance in American history and turned it into something even more worth fighting for - a glorious sub sandwich. This bumper sticker isn't just a statement; it's a battle cry for your belly!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHAT IN THE DELICIOUS REVOLUTION IS THIS?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe classic \"Come and Take It\" flag meets your lunch break dreams. Where once stood a cannon now stands a mighty submarine sandwich, ready to defend your right to stuff your face with whatever you damn well please. This isn't just any bumper sticker - this is CULINARY WARFARE!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSPECIFICATIONS THAT'LL MAKE YOUR FOUNDING FATHERS PROUD\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Matters (Like Your Appetite)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA freedom-sized 8.5\" x 2.5\" format\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge enough to be seen from the drive-thru\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for any vehicle that runs on freedom and mayo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterials Tougher Than Your Meat-Eating Resolve\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium UV-resistant vinyl that laughs at sun damage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeatherproof like your favorite lunch spot's awning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaw and unlaminated (just like your sandwich meat should be)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMAGNET UPGRADE: FOR THE SANDWICH MERCENARY\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan't commit? Get our 30mil thick magnet version that's:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThicker than your Italian sub\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMore flexible than your lunch hour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasier to remove than olive oil stains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade in the USA (WHERE SANDWICHES ARE FREE)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProudly crafted by Frog Mustard Stickers, where we:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupport lunch breaks longer than 30 minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuality check each bumper sticker with sandwich-loving precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShip faster than your delivery driver\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAPPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS (EASIER THAN MAKING A PB\u0026amp;J)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean surface (like you clean your cutting board)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeel backing (like unwrapping your lunch)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApply firmly (like pressing a panini)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth out bubbles (smoother than artisanal mayo)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDURABILITY FEATURES THAT LAST LONGER THAN LEFTOVER SUBS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurvives rain like a properly wrapped sandwich\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandles sun better than potato salad at a picnic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStays strong through car washes and condiment wars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSHIPPING FASTER THAN YOUR LUNCH BREAK\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips in 1-3 business days from our Washington State deli\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping across all 50 states (even to those weirdos who cut sandwiches in triangles)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternational shipping available (because sandwich rights are human rights)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHY THIS BUMPER STICKER IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for:\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSandwich enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFreedom fighters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who take lunch seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's ever defended their sandwich from office thieves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTHE FROG MUSTARD STICKERS GUARANTEE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bumper sticker is backed by our \"Fresh or Bust\" guarantee. If this doesn't make at least one person hungry or patriotic (or both), we'll be more surprised than finding an actual submarine in your submarine sandwich.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFINAL THOUGHTS (FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF SANDWICH DEFENSE)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a world where people want to tell you what to eat, how to eat it, and when to eat it, stand strong. Let this bumper sticker be your declaration of sandwich independence. Because nobody - NOBODY - comes between an American and their sub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥖 ORDER NOW before they ban assault sandwiches! 🥖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: May cause sudden cravings for foot-long subs. Frog Mustard Stickers cannot be held responsible for any sudden increases in lunch budget or spontaneous trips to the deli counter.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FROM HUNGRY PATRIOTS)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Will this sticker make my enemies more likely to steal my lunch?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: On the contrary, patriot. This sticker serves as a warning beacon to all sandwich thieves. Like a lunch box with a lock, but way more constitutional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Is this historically accurate?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: As accurate as George Washington's wooden teeth being made from premium Italian salami. Our historians (who are also certified sandwich artists) have confirmed this is peak American culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQ: Can I put this on my food truck?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA: Not only can you, but you probably should. It's basically a Second Amendment for your mobile food business. Results may include increased sales and spontaneous outbreaks of freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBONUS CONTENT: THE SANDWICH MANIFESTO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Sticker is More American Than Apple Pie:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCombines two fundamental rights:\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe right to bear arms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe right to stuff your face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreates unity through controversy:\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeat lovers respect it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegans are intrigued by it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGluten-free folks can't stop talking about it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eScientific Benefits of Displaying This Sticker:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreases sandwich appreciation by 1776%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecreases lunch theft in parking lots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImproves bread-to-meat ratio awareness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreates an invisible force field around your lunch box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReal Customer Testimonials:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Ever since I put this sticker on my truck, my sandwiches taste 37% more patriotic.\" - Brad F.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I showed up to a protest with this on my car and both sides stopped fighting to go get subs.\" - Lisa M.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"My kids finally respect my lunch-making authority.\" - Dave S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTHE ULTIMATE POWER MOVE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember, in a world of conformist lunch choices and bland corporate catering, this sticker stands as a beacon of hope. It says, \"Yes, I take my sandwiches seriously, and no, you can't have a bite.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFINAL BATTLE CRY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStand firm, sandwich warriors. When they try to tell you that's too much mayo, when they suggest a lettuce wrap instead of bread, when they dare to question your choice of condiments - point to this sticker and let freedom ring!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Additional Warning: This sticker has been known to cause:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpontaneous sub sandwich cravings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUncontrollable urges to stockpile bread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntense debates about proper sandwich cutting techniques\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSudden interest in colonial American sandwich history*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥖 DEFEND YOUR LUNCH RIGHTS - ORDER NOW! 🥖\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071716090145,"sku":"Come and Take it Sub Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071716122913,"sku":"Come and Take it Sub Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071716155681,"sku":"sku-51535806005527","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/come-and-take-it-sub-sandwich-6247610.jpg?v=1784868172","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/come-and-take-it-sub-sandwich","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}