{"product_id":"come-and-take-it-tylenol","title":"Come and Take It  (Tylenol)","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"327\"\u003eTrump Sticker – Come and Take It (Tylenol Autism Announcement Edition)\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eHistory repeats itself—first as tragedy, then as bumper sticker. Enter the Frog Mustard \u003cstrong data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"471\"\u003eTrump Sticker – Come and Take It (Tylenol Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e, a chaotic parody of the autism announcement fever dream that recently crawled out of the Fox News swamp featuring Trump, RFK Jr., and Tylenol in the same sentence like it’s Mad Libs gone wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"911\"\u003eThis isn’t just a sticker. It’s a declaration of chaos. It’s a reminder that America can—and will—turn literally \u003cem data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"793\"\u003eanything\u003c\/em\u003e into a culture war. And now you can turn your car into a rolling satire with one glorious \u003cstrong data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"908\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"959\"\u003eWhy This Funny Bumper Sticker Exists\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eBecause we’ve hit the point where over-the-counter pain relief is somehow political. Because Tylenol got dragged into the discourse like an unwilling guest at a family Thanksgiving argument. Because Trump and RFK Jr. both decided that autism, conspiracies, and acetaminophen should share a headline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1264\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003eSo we thought, “Why not immortalize it?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003eAnd thus, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eCome and Take It Trump Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e was born—complete with that smug defiance, but instead of a cannon, it’s Tylenol bottles lined up like they’re ready for open carry. It’s absurd. It’s unhinged. It’s 100% Frog Mustard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003ePremium Vinyl Sticker \u0026amp; Car Magnet Options\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1724\"\u003eThis design isn’t printed on cheap stuff you’d find at a gas station checkout. Like all Frog Mustard drops, it’s made with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1726\" data-end=\"1998\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1726\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1758\"\u003eWeatherproof Sticker Vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e – Rain, sleet, snow, bad takes—none of it fazes this sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1928\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1928\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1845\"\u003eUV-Resistant Ink\u003c\/strong\u003e – Won’t fade, even if your car spends years roasting in the Walmart parking lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1929\" data-end=\"1998\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1998\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003eThicc Material\u003c\/strong\u003e – The Tylenol is strong, and so is this vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2153\"\u003ePrefer a temporary commitment? Grab it as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2044\" data-end=\"2058\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e. Same cursed imagery, but removable—perfect for when your HOA or boss just \u003cem data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003edoesn’t get it\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2155\" data-end=\"2158\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2160\" data-end=\"2201\"\u003eWhy You Need a Trump Sticker in 2025\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2446\"\u003eBecause satire is all we have left. You don’t buy this sticker to “make a statement.” You buy it because you know our cultural discourse is a joke, and the punchline is Tylenol somehow ending up in a Fox News chyron next to Trump and RFK Jr.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2448\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003eYou slap this \u003cstrong data-start=\"2462\" data-end=\"2479\"\u003eTrump Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e on your car to confuse strangers at red lights. You stick it on your Hydroflask to horrify coworkers. You use it to remind people that Frog Mustard thrives on the weirdest headlines America has to offer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2687\" data-end=\"2794\"\u003eThis isn’t just a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2705\" data-end=\"2722\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e—it’s a historical artifact of when politics and painkillers collided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2796\" data-end=\"2799\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2801\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003eApplications for Maximum Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"3215\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"2957\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2840\" data-end=\"2957\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2840\" data-end=\"2858\"\u003eOn your bumper\u003c\/strong\u003e – So the guy tailgating you has no choice but to contemplate Big Pharma and autism conspiracies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2958\" data-end=\"3043\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2960\" data-end=\"3043\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2960\" data-end=\"2984\"\u003eOn your water bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e – Hydration plus satire equals peak Frog Mustard energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3044\" data-end=\"3109\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3046\" data-end=\"3109\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3046\" data-end=\"3064\"\u003eOn your laptop\u003c\/strong\u003e – Zoom meetings are instantly more cursed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3110\" data-end=\"3215\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3112\" data-end=\"3215\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3112\" data-end=\"3130\"\u003eOn your fridge\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because nothing says “family home” like Tylenol as Second Amendment iconography.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3217\" data-end=\"3220\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3222\" data-end=\"3265\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Feeding of Your Tylenol Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3267\" data-end=\"3425\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3267\" data-end=\"3329\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3270\" data-end=\"3329\"\u003eClean your surface (we know you won’t, but do it anyway).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3330\" data-end=\"3349\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3333\" data-end=\"3349\"\u003ePeel and slap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3350\" data-end=\"3425\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3353\" data-end=\"3425\"\u003eStep back and admire your very own roadside pharmaceutical commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3427\" data-end=\"3511\"\u003eMagnets? Even easier. Just stick it, move it, repeat. Like ibuprofen, but funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3513\" data-end=\"3516\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3518\" data-end=\"3549\"\u003eThe Frog Mustard Guarantee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3551\" data-end=\"3805\"\u003eWe’ve been sued, banned, and side-eyed by corporations, but we keep going because chaos doesn’t sleep. Over 50,000 stickers sold. 70+ retailers carrying our stuff. A New York Times feature. And now, this—your chance to own a piece of absurdist history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3807\" data-end=\"3960\"\u003eIf you’ve laughed, groaned, or said “wtf” while reading this, congratulations—you’re the exact kind of feral swamp creature Frog Mustard was built for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4301\" data-end=\"4310\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4312\" data-end=\"4510\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4312\" data-end=\"4355\"\u003eQ1: Is this sticker weatherproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4355\" data-end=\"4358\"\u003eYes. Like every Frog Mustard drop, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"4398\" data-end=\"4415\"\u003eTrump Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is printed on premium vinyl that holds up against rain, sun, and unhinged Facebook comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4512\" data-end=\"4678\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4512\" data-end=\"4575\"\u003eQ2: Can I get this design as a magnet instead of a sticker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4575\" data-end=\"4578\"\u003eDefinitely. We offer both—vinyl \u003cstrong data-start=\"4610\" data-end=\"4621\"\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for permanence, or \u003cstrong data-start=\"4641\" data-end=\"4655\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e for removable chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4680\" data-end=\"4911\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4680\" data-end=\"4757\"\u003eQ3: Why would anyone want a funny bumper sticker about Tylenol and Trump?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4757\" data-end=\"4760\"\u003eBecause reality is already a parody. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"4802\" data-end=\"4826\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is just giving you the ability to slap that parody on your car, laptop, or cooler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071714353441,"sku":"Tylenol Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071714386209,"sku":"Tylenol Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071714418977,"sku":"sku-51535806562583","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/come-and-take-it-tylenol-5751027.jpg?v=1784868166","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/come-and-take-it-tylenol","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}