{"product_id":"dont-honk-im-facetiming-my-cat","title":"Don't Honk! I'm Facetiming My Cat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003e“Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat”\u003c\/strong\u003e is the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for feral people with their priorities \u003cem data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eexactly\u003c\/em\u003e where they belong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eYou are NOT available for a fender bender. You are checking in on your fur child, who is currently sitting in a sink, judging you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003eWho Needs This Funny Cat Sticker?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003eThis sticker was made for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1826\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eCat parents who talk to their pets more than their human friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1498\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003eDrivers who brake for FaceTime and hairballs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003ePeople whose car smells like a litter box and a vanilla air 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decals)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3079\" data-end=\"3125\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3081\" data-end=\"3125\"\u003eLaptop (that only runs Zoom and Chewy.com)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3126\" data-end=\"3203\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3128\" data-end=\"3203\"\u003eBathroom mirror (for daily affirmation: “she loves me even if she bites”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3204\" data-end=\"3242\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3206\" data-end=\"3242\"\u003eWork badge (if HR allows stickers)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3243\" data-end=\"3289\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3245\" data-end=\"3289\"\u003ePet carrier (aka your cat’s mobile throne)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3290\" data-end=\"3323\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3292\" data-end=\"3323\"\u003eEmotional support Hydro Flask\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3325\" data-end=\"3410\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"3330\" data-end=\"3347\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e belongs anywhere the Wi-Fi is strong and the meows are louder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3412\" data-end=\"3415\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3417\" data-end=\"3468\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Cat Parent Mode\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3470\" data-end=\"3496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3470\" data-end=\"3494\"\u003eSticker (Permanent):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3497\" data-end=\"3563\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3497\" data-end=\"3563\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3499\" data-end=\"3563\"\u003eFor people who are never leaving this phase of their life. Ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3565\" data-end=\"3587\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3565\" data-end=\"3585\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3588\" data-end=\"3661\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3588\" data-end=\"3661\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3590\" data-end=\"3661\"\u003eSwappable, like your relationship status depending on if your cat’s mad\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3663\" data-end=\"3693\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3663\" data-end=\"3691\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3694\" data-end=\"3768\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3694\" data-end=\"3768\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3696\" data-end=\"3768\"\u003eMore durable than your last three attempts at sleep training your kitten\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3770\" data-end=\"3934\"\u003eMagnets won’t cling to plastic bumpers (just like your cat won’t cling to affection). Stick to trunks, side panels, or the emotional equivalent of “please love me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3936\" data-end=\"3939\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3941\" data-end=\"3998\"\u003eHow to Apply (Your Sticker, Not Yourself to Petfinder)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4000\" data-end=\"4012\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4000\" data-end=\"4012\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"4014\" data-end=\"4200\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4014\" data-end=\"4058\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4017\" data-end=\"4058\"\u003eClean surface (physically, emotionally)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4059\" data-end=\"4103\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4062\" data-end=\"4103\"\u003ePeel like a cat escaping responsibility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4104\" data-end=\"4152\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4107\" data-end=\"4152\"\u003eApply with the precision of a laser pointer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4153\" data-end=\"4200\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4156\" data-end=\"4200\"\u003eLet cure while you cry into your pet cam app\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4202\" data-end=\"4213\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4202\" data-end=\"4213\"\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"4215\" data-end=\"4329\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4215\" data-end=\"4230\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4218\" data-end=\"4230\"\u003eSlap it on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4231\" data-end=\"4258\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4234\" data-end=\"4258\"\u003eLet it scream silently\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4259\" data-end=\"4329\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4262\" data-end=\"4329\"\u003eContemplate why you don’t just stay home full-time with her already\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4331\" data-end=\"4334\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4336\" data-end=\"4368\"\u003eFAQs – Feline Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4370\" data-end=\"4403\"\u003eIs this sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4404\" data-end=\"4469\"\u003eYes. It laughs in the face of rain, coffee spills, and cat vomit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4471\" data-end=\"4506\"\u003eWill it survive the car wash?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4507\" data-end=\"4568\"\u003eYes. Unlike your will to live when you’re out of Temptations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4570\" data-end=\"4616\"\u003eCan I gift this to my cat-loving friend?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4617\" data-end=\"4665\"\u003eYou must. It’s basically a love letter in vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4667\" data-end=\"4702\"\u003eWhat if my cat prefers Skype?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4703\" data-end=\"4726\"\u003eBlock her. She's toxic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4728\" data-end=\"4731\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4733\" data-end=\"4750\"\u003eThe Final Meow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4752\" data-end=\"4901\"\u003eYou’re not \u003cem data-start=\"4763\" data-end=\"4770\"\u003eweird\u003c\/em\u003e. You’re loyal.\u003cbr data-start=\"4785\" data-end=\"4788\"\u003eYour cat deserves daily updates, even if they’re just 40 minutes of your face making kissy noises into the phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4903\" data-end=\"5055\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"4908\" data-end=\"4929\"\u003efunny cat sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the emotionally available, the slightly unstable, and the ones who know:\u003cbr data-start=\"5009\" data-end=\"5012\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5012\" data-end=\"5055\"\u003eCats are forever. 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