{"product_id":"dont-honk-im-listening-to-christian-dubstep","title":"Don't Honk! I'm Listening to Christian Dubstep","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"532\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker – “Don’t Honk I’m Listening to Christian Dubstep” Vinyl Decal \u0026amp; Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"597\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eNothing Drops Harder Than the Word of God on a WUB WUB\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"926\" class=\"\"\u003eHave you ever been driving, bass boosted to heaven, when some heathen had the nerve to \u003cstrong data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"703\"\u003ehonk mid-drop\u003c\/strong\u003e? This \u003cstrong data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"734\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is your righteous clapback. It reads, \u003cstrong data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e“Don’t Honk I’m Listening to Christian Dubstep,”\u003c\/strong\u003e and it’s guaranteed to cause \u003cstrong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"924\"\u003espiritual confusion and existential questions at every stoplight.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"1227\" class=\"\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl sticker (or 20mm magnet)\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who believe in \u003cstrong data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eforgiveness, bass drops, and the occasional breakbeat resurrection.\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you're bumping DJ Judas Priest or just want to warn tailgaters you’re in a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003edeep worship wub trance\u003c\/strong\u003e, this one's for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1296\" class=\"\"\u003e🚨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eLimited Edition – Because holy bangers wait for no one.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🚨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1301\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1356\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003eWhy This Funny Bumper Sticker Is Heaven-Sent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1827\" class=\"\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1444\"\u003e8.5” x 2.5” – Big enough to spark spiritual panic, small enough to stay stylish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003eWeatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Won’t fade in the fire and brimstone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1528\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eMagnets available – Stick it on, repent later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003eHigh-res, commercial-grade print – Blesses any surface with perfect clarity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1670\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eSmall-biz made – Not blessed by megachurches, just chaos and vinyl.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1744\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1746\" data-end=\"1825\"\u003eBuy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because the gospel must be shared.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1829\" data-end=\"1832\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1834\" data-end=\"1879\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1837\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003eWho Needs This Bumper Sticker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1881\" data-end=\"2170\" class=\"\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1883\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003ePeople who bump dubstep and Bible verses at the same time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1945\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1950\" data-end=\"2000\"\u003eAnyone who’s been spiritually moved by a drop.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2003\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2051\"\u003eDrivers who want to confuse, not confront.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2051\" data-end=\"2054\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2056\" data-end=\"2108\"\u003eFans of memes, irony, and religious remix chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2108\" data-end=\"2111\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003eAnyone brave enough to stand behind their playlist.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2172\" data-end=\"2175\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2177\" data-end=\"2250\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2180\" data-end=\"2248\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Level of Commitment to the Beat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2252\" data-end=\"2281\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2256\" data-end=\"2279\"\u003eVinyl Decal Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2282\" data-end=\"2555\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2282\" data-end=\"2385\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2385\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2328\"\u003eWeatherproof, UV-resistant, \u0026amp; fade-proof\u003c\/strong\u003e – Built for touring the suburbs or raving in the rain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2386\" data-end=\"2464\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2388\" data-end=\"2464\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2388\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003eStrong adhesive backing\u003c\/strong\u003e – Stick it where it matters and let it preach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2555\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2467\" data-end=\"2555\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2467\" data-end=\"2553\"\u003ePerfect for bumpers, laptops, speakers, church vans, or youth group confessionals.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2581\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2561\" data-end=\"2579\"\u003eMagnet Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2582\" data-end=\"2810\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2582\" data-end=\"2647\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2584\" data-end=\"2647\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2584\" data-end=\"2645\"\u003e20mm magnetic backing – No commitment, just clean comedy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2648\" data-end=\"2734\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2650\" data-end=\"2734\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2650\" data-end=\"2732\"\u003eStick it on the fridge, your car, or that speaker you only use at Bible study.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2735\" data-end=\"2810\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2737\" data-end=\"2810\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2737\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003eRemovable and reusable – just like your faith in Christian dubstep.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"2815\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2817\" data-end=\"2865\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2820\" data-end=\"2863\"\u003eWhere to Slap This Funny Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2867\" data-end=\"3244\" class=\"\"\u003e🚗 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2870\" data-end=\"2889\"\u003eYour car bumper\u003c\/strong\u003e – Drive slow, the bass is sacred.\u003cbr data-start=\"2923\" data-end=\"2926\"\u003e💻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2929\" data-end=\"2945\"\u003eLaptop cover\u003c\/strong\u003e – For DJs who double as youth pastors.\u003cbr data-start=\"2984\" data-end=\"2987\"\u003e🎧 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2990\" data-end=\"3010\"\u003eStudio equipment\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because inspiration comes from God \u003cem data-start=\"3048\" data-end=\"3053\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e Ableton.\u003cbr data-start=\"3062\" data-end=\"3065\"\u003e🛒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3068\" data-end=\"3084\"\u003eGrocery cart\u003c\/strong\u003e – Just because.\u003cbr data-start=\"3100\" data-end=\"3103\"\u003e🍕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3106\" data-end=\"3121\"\u003eFridge door\u003c\/strong\u003e – Nothing pairs better with leftover pizza than blessed beats.\u003cbr data-start=\"3184\" data-end=\"3187\"\u003e🎤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3190\" data-end=\"3209\"\u003eChurch drum kit\u003c\/strong\u003e – Put it on and drop the sermon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3246\" data-end=\"3249\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3251\" data-end=\"3328\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3254\" data-end=\"3326\"\u003eWhy Our Stickers \u0026amp; Magnets Hit Harder Than a Psalm-Inspired Bassline\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3330\" data-end=\"3553\" class=\"\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3333\" data-end=\"3352\"\u003eNo weak designs\u003c\/strong\u003e – This is \u003cstrong data-start=\"3363\" data-end=\"3390\"\u003epremium ridiculousness.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3390\" data-end=\"3393\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3396\" data-end=\"3421\"\u003eNo trash-tier magnets\u003c\/strong\u003e – These stick better than a sermon on sin.\u003cbr data-start=\"3464\" data-end=\"3467\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3470\" data-end=\"3492\"\u003eNo boring nonsense\u003c\/strong\u003e – Only bold, unhinged glory from a small biz that gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3555\" data-end=\"3663\" class=\"\"\u003eWe’re not some big-box Jesus store. We’re \u003cstrong data-start=\"3597\" data-end=\"3613\"\u003eFrog Mustard\u003c\/strong\u003e, and we specialize in \u003cstrong data-start=\"3636\" data-end=\"3661\"\u003eweird, perfect chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3665\" data-end=\"3668\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3670\" data-end=\"3746\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3673\" data-end=\"3744\"\u003eWhat People Are Saying (100% Real, 1000% Delivered Through Reverb):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3748\" data-end=\"3957\" class=\"\"\u003e🔥 \u003cem data-start=\"3751\" data-end=\"3827\"\u003e“I blasted ‘Our God Is an Awesome Wub’ and someone pulled over to repent.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3827\" data-end=\"3830\"\u003e🔥 \u003cem data-start=\"3833\" data-end=\"3884\"\u003e“Put it on my Prius and now my pastor wants one.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3884\" data-end=\"3887\"\u003e🔥 \u003cem data-start=\"3890\" data-end=\"3955\"\u003e“My mom’s confused. My youth group leader is impressed. 10\/10.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3959\" data-end=\"3962\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3964\" data-end=\"4013\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3967\" data-end=\"4011\"\u003eBonus Uses for This Funny Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4015\" data-end=\"4351\" class=\"\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4018\" data-end=\"4074\"\u003eGift it to the most chaotic worship leader you know.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4074\" data-end=\"4077\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4080\" data-end=\"4133\"\u003eStick it on your speaker before the next potluck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4133\" data-end=\"4136\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4139\" data-end=\"4212\"\u003ePlace it on a Bible and wait for someone to open it with a beat drop.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4212\" data-end=\"4215\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4218\" data-end=\"4271\"\u003ePut it on your friend’s car without telling them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4271\" data-end=\"4274\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4277\" data-end=\"4349\"\u003eUse it to finally explain your playlist to your confused passengers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4353\" data-end=\"4356\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4358\" data-end=\"4426\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4361\" data-end=\"4424\"\u003eHow to Get This Sticker Before the Choir Starts Headbanging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4428\" data-end=\"4630\" class=\"\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4431\" data-end=\"4453\"\u003eBuy 2, Get 1 FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e – Spread the gospel of dubstep.\u003cbr data-start=\"4485\" data-end=\"4488\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4491\" data-end=\"4514\"\u003eFREE U.S. Shipping!\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because you’ve already paid in faith.\u003cbr data-start=\"4554\" data-end=\"4557\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4560\" data-end=\"4578\"\u003eLimited stock!\u003c\/strong\u003e – Once it’s gone, only the angels will have them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4632\" data-end=\"4635\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4637\" data-end=\"4698\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4640\" data-end=\"4696\"\u003eFinal Revelation – This Sticker Is Your New Religion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4700\" data-end=\"4730\" class=\"\"\u003eStill reading? 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