{"product_id":"e-t-for-city-council-presidential-campaign","title":"E.T. for City Council Presidential Campaign","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Political Sticker – \"ET for City Council\" Alien Election Vinyl Decal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe world is a mess, local elections are a disaster, and honestly? Maybe it’s time we let an extraterrestrial take the wheel. If E.T. can phone home, he can definitely handle zoning laws and fix potholes. You need a funny political sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny political sticker makes the bold statement that we’ve tried everything else—why not give an alien a shot at public office? 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