{"product_id":"has-science-gone-too-far","title":"Has Science Gone Too Far?","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHas Science Gone Too Far? – Funny Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"892\"\u003e“Has Science Gone Too Far?”\u003c\/strong\u003e is a cursed \u003cstrong data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"922\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eWatch late-night YouTube conspiracy documentaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003eThink memes peaked in 2013\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003eBelieve orangutans are capable of things the government doesn't want us to know\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eThis 8.5\" x 2.5\" sticker comes complete with an unsettling orangutan hybrid image (possibly Photoshopped, possibly born in a military test facility), and a haunting prompt underneath:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1327\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1327\"\u003e“Honk if you think it's real.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003eIt’s confusing. It’s concerning. And it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003ethe funniest thing you’ll ever slap on a vehicle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003eIt’s Not Just a Sticker. It’s a Psychological Weapon.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003eLet’s be clear: this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e doesn’t come with context, explanation, or mercy. It exists to disturb. To confuse. To force people into \u003cstrong data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003ehonking existentially.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1661\" data-end=\"1709\"\u003eHere’s what your fellow drivers will experience:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"1711\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1711\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1714\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003eGlance at the back of your car\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1793\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1793\"\u003eRegister the hybrid orangutan abomination\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1794\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003eRead the words “Has Science Gone Too Far?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1845\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003eMentally collapse like a Windows XP crash screen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003eHonk, nervously, unsure whether they’ve been tricked or converted\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"1996\"\u003eAnd that’s just the beginning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1998\" data-end=\"2001\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2003\" data-end=\"2047\"\u003eReal? Fake? You’re Not Saying Either Way.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2049\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003eThis sticker isn’t for people who need answers. It’s for people who \u003cstrong data-start=\"2117\" data-end=\"2144\"\u003eask the wrong questions\u003c\/strong\u003e on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2158\" data-end=\"2239\"\u003e\"Is it AI-generated?\"\u003cbr data-start=\"2179\" data-end=\"2182\"\u003e\"Is this a political statement?\"\u003cbr data-start=\"2214\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003e\"Why is it... orange?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2241\" data-end=\"2313\"\u003eYes. No. Maybe. Doesn’t matter. It’s here. And now it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"2297\" data-end=\"2313\"\u003eon your car.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2315\" data-end=\"2389\"\u003eYou don’t need to explain yourself. You only need to spread the confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2394\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2396\" data-end=\"2429\"\u003eWho Is This Funny Sticker For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2431\" data-end=\"2609\"\u003eHonestly? Sickos. Visionaries. Internet survivors. Drivers who understand that the only thing more powerful than truth is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2555\" data-end=\"2581\"\u003ereally stupid question\u003c\/strong\u003e delivered in 72-point font.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2624\"\u003eSpecifically:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2626\" data-end=\"2894\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2626\" data-end=\"2642\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2628\" data-end=\"2642\"\u003eChaos agents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2643\" data-end=\"2682\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2645\" data-end=\"2682\"\u003ePeople banned from the science fair\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2683\" data-end=\"2702\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2685\" data-end=\"2702\"\u003eMeme collectors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2703\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2705\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003eAnti-narrative performance artists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2742\" data-end=\"2773\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2744\" data-end=\"2773\"\u003eLate-stage Facebook boomers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2774\" data-end=\"2820\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2776\" data-end=\"2820\"\u003eFans of Orangutankind, but only ironically\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2821\" data-end=\"2894\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2823\" data-end=\"2894\"\u003ePeople who giggle at things like “pickle surveillance” or “goblin mode”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2896\" data-end=\"2956\"\u003eIf any of this makes sense to you, you’re already one of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2958\" data-end=\"2961\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2963\" data-end=\"3023\"\u003eSticker Details – Engineered for Confusion and Durability\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3025\" data-end=\"3390\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3025\" data-end=\"3056\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3027\" data-end=\"3056\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3027\" data-end=\"3042\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5” x 2.5”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3057\" data-end=\"3101\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3059\" data-end=\"3101\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3059\" data-end=\"3072\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3102\" data-end=\"3181\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3104\" data-end=\"3181\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3104\" data-end=\"3115\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Semi-gloss, for that perfect “is this wet or just cursed?” glow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3182\" data-end=\"3237\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3184\" data-end=\"3237\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3184\" data-end=\"3196\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent (emotionally and physically)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3238\" data-end=\"3294\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3240\" data-end=\"3294\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3240\" data-end=\"3260\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Reusable, for commitment-phobes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3295\" data-end=\"3390\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3297\" data-end=\"3390\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3297\" data-end=\"3325\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e For those living in cold climates or high-judgment neighborhoods\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3392\" data-end=\"3528\"\u003eThese are commercial-grade materials, printed by a small biz with big sticker energy and no government affiliation (as far as you know).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3530\" data-end=\"3533\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3535\" data-end=\"3555\"\u003eWhere to Stick It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3557\" data-end=\"3847\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3557\" data-end=\"3598\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3559\" data-end=\"3598\"\u003eYour bumper (ideal for max confusion)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3599\" data-end=\"3646\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3601\" data-end=\"3646\"\u003eRear windshield (eye-level monkey haunting)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3647\" data-end=\"3686\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3649\" data-end=\"3686\"\u003eLaptop (for your next Zoom meeting)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3687\" data-end=\"3732\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3689\" data-end=\"3732\"\u003eFridge (so your roommates have questions)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3733\" data-end=\"3793\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3735\" data-end=\"3793\"\u003eLab notebook (for science students who’ve seen too much)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3794\" data-end=\"3847\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3796\" data-end=\"3847\"\u003eYour biology teacher’s car (anonymously, of course)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3849\" data-end=\"3934\"\u003eWherever you put it, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"3875\" data-end=\"3892\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers hard-to-explain energy on sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3936\" data-end=\"3939\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3941\" data-end=\"3994\"\u003eMagnet vs Sticker – Choose Your Format of Insanity\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3996\" data-end=\"4017\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3996\" data-end=\"4015\"\u003eSticker Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4018\" data-end=\"4113\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4018\" data-end=\"4076\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4020\" data-end=\"4076\"\u003eFor lifelong believers in ape-hybrids and chaos theory\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4077\" data-end=\"4113\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4079\" data-end=\"4113\"\u003eSticks permanently (like trauma)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4115\" data-end=\"4136\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4115\" data-end=\"4134\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4137\" data-end=\"4199\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4137\" data-end=\"4149\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4139\" data-end=\"4149\"\u003eReusable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4150\" data-end=\"4199\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4152\" data-end=\"4199\"\u003ePerfect for car sharers and serial pranksters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4201\" data-end=\"4230\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4201\" data-end=\"4228\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4231\" data-end=\"4306\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4231\" data-end=\"4249\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4233\" data-end=\"4249\"\u003eCold-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4250\" data-end=\"4306\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4252\" data-end=\"4306\"\u003eStronger than your will to behave normally in public\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4308\" data-end=\"4462\"\u003eP.S. Most bumpers today are plastic. If you’re getting a magnet, test with a fridge magnet first or stick to metallic surfaces like trunks or side panels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4464\" data-end=\"4467\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4469\" data-end=\"4522\"\u003eApplication Instructions – WARNING: Brain May Melt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4524\" data-end=\"4536\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4524\" data-end=\"4536\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"4538\" data-end=\"4710\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4538\" data-end=\"4560\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4541\" data-end=\"4560\"\u003eClean the surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4561\" data-end=\"4580\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4564\" data-end=\"4580\"\u003eBreathe deeply\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4581\" data-end=\"4631\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4584\" data-end=\"4631\"\u003eApply sticker like it’s a government cover-up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4632\" data-end=\"4685\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4635\" data-end=\"4685\"\u003eSmooth out air bubbles while questioning reality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4686\" data-end=\"4710\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4689\" data-end=\"4710\"\u003eLet cure for 24 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4712\" data-end=\"4723\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4712\" data-end=\"4723\"\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"4725\" data-end=\"4807\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4725\" data-end=\"4756\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4728\" data-end=\"4756\"\u003eSlap it on with no warning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4757\" data-end=\"4771\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4760\" data-end=\"4771\"\u003eWalk away\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4772\" data-end=\"4807\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4775\" data-end=\"4807\"\u003eLet the chaos unfold organically\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4809\" data-end=\"4812\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4814\" data-end=\"4856\"\u003eFAQs – No, We’re Not Explaining the Ape\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4858\" data-end=\"4886\"\u003eIs this a real creature?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4888\" data-end=\"4899\"\u003eNo comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4901\" data-end=\"4931\"\u003eIs this funny sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4933\" data-end=\"4992\"\u003eYes. Rain, snow, hose water, existential dread—bring it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4994\" data-end=\"5025\"\u003eWill this get me honked at?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5027\" data-end=\"5077\"\u003eOh, absolutely. But not in the way you're used to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"5079\" data-end=\"5111\"\u003eIs this a political sticker?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5113\" data-end=\"5193\"\u003eNo. But it might accidentally start debates at gas stations. You’ve been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"5195\" data-end=\"5215\"\u003eCan I gift this?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5217\" data-end=\"5289\"\u003eYes. But only to people who deserve it (read: unhinged in the best way).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"5291\" data-end=\"5294\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"5296\" data-end=\"5338\"\u003eFinal Thoughts From the Edge of Science\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5340\" data-end=\"5501\"\u003e“\u003cstrong data-start=\"5341\" data-end=\"5370\"\u003eHas Science Gone Too Far?\u003c\/strong\u003e” is the sticker version of a YouTube thumbnail that makes you nervous, then intrigued, then deeply ashamed of your search history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5503\" data-end=\"5567\"\u003eIt’s not logical. It’s not helpful. It’s not even appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5569\" data-end=\"5622\"\u003eBut it \u003cem data-start=\"5576\" data-end=\"5580\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e hilarious. And sometimes that’s enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5624\" data-end=\"5755\"\u003eSo if you’ve ever looked at your car and thought, “This needs more cryptid primate chaos,” congratulations—your moment has arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5757\" data-end=\"5864\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5757\" data-end=\"5793\"\u003eBuy it. Slap it. Make them honk.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"5793\" data-end=\"5796\"\u003eScience may have gone too far… but you? You’re just getting started.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071713435937,"sku":"Orange Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071713468705,"sku":"Orange Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071713501473,"sku":"sku-51535804760343","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/has-science-gone-too-far-6680917.jpg?v=1784868165","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/has-science-gone-too-far","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}