{"product_id":"have-you-seen-this-man-john-pork","title":"Have You Seen This Man? (John Pork)","description":"\u003ch1 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJohn Pork Meme Sticker – \"Have You Seen This Man?\" Vinyl Decal \u0026amp; Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Internet's Favorite Pig-Man Is Missing... and It’s Your Duty to Warn the Streets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you know, you know. And if you don’t? You’re about to. John Pork—half man, half pig, full meme icon—has been \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esighted across dashboards, bumpers, and water bottles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e thanks to this glorious \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJohn Pork meme sticker.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8.5\" x 2.5\" vinyl decal or 20mm magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features the legendary phrase: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Have You Seen This Man?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e paired with that unsettlingly iconic face. Whether you want to start conversations, confuse strangers, or raise awareness for the most mysterious swine in meme history, this sticker is for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ecommercially printed chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e made for meme lords, car clowns, and digital detectives. Perfectly weatherproof. Lovingly unhinged. Limited edition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need This John Pork Meme Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8.5\" x 2.5\" dimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Perfectly sized for maximum exposure without blocking your license plate (unless you're bold).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in sticker or magnet form\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Commitment optional, hilarity guaranteed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCommercial-grade print quality\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – That porky mug has never looked crisper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUV-resistant \u0026amp; waterproof\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Made to survive rain, shine, and internet controversy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade by a small biz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – No bots, just brains and memes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – So you can spread the legend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho Is This For?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐷 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeme fanatics who speak fluent absurdity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚗 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrivers who like their stickers weird and unexplainable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤖 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeople who can’t stop laughing at hyper-specific internet lore\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚩 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSticker collectors who want \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e viral moment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who thinks pigs can’t be meme icons (you’re wrong)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your friends have ever texted you \"John Pork is calling,\" and you ANSWERED, this sticker belongs to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVinyl vs. Magnet – Choose Your Chaos Delivery System\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVinyl Decal:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticks to cars, laptops, fridges, or your local sheriff's bulletin board.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePermanent enough to confuse everyone at Target.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeatherproof. Judge-proof. Pork-proof.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20mm thick magnet backing that holds on like internet obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlap it on your car, fridge, locker, or toolbox.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemoves easily, but the memory of John Pork? Eternal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhere to Slap This John Pork Meme Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚗 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCar bumper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Make traffic weird again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💻 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLaptop cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Turn your device into a meme mystery machine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏠 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFridge\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Make snack time surreal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛋 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLocker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Warn the hallways.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotebook\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Document your sightings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏛️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBathroom mirror\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Start your day with existential dread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePut one at your office desk and watch the productivity disappear. Place it in the wild and see how long it takes before someone snaps a photo and posts, \"He’s real.\" Use it as your car's personality. Better yet, let it become your personality. It’s not just a sticker—it’s a lifestyle of embracing the absurd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Our Stickers \u0026amp; Magnets Are Built Like Legends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 No fading, peeling, or cracking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 No flimsy magnets that fall off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 No boring, overused designs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eoriginal absurdity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, made with care and cursed energy. If you value bizarre brilliance, you’ve found the sticker of your dreams (or nightmares).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Reviews from People Who May or May Not Be John Pork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Slapped it on my bumper and now my neighbors avoid me. Love it.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Nobody at work understands this. That’s why it’s perfect.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My grandma asked if this was a real missing person poster. She cried. 10\/10.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOther Ways to Use This Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGift it to the most internet-poisoned person you know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeave it on a lamppost with zero explanation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHide it in a library book on geography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDecorate your houseplant and call it art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStart a conspiracy. Why not?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHost a John Pork sighting party. Hang them in your hometown like wanted posters. Turn it into a scavenger hunt. The applications are as limitless as the meme itself. Some stickers are cool, but this one demands interaction. People will stop. They will squint. They might even call someone. That’s the kind of sticker this is: the stuff of chaotic legend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon’t Let the Legend Fade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf John Pork can be everywhere, he can be on your bumper too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is more than a sticker. It’s a public service announcement. A viral relic. 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