{"product_id":"hello-just-kidding","title":"Hello. Just Kidding.","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker – “Hello. Just Kidding.” Skeleton Vinyl Decal \u0026amp; Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003eThe Sticker That Says ‘Hi’ and ‘GTFO’ in One Breath.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003e🚨 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1023\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is not your grandma’s “Live, Laugh, Love” decal. This is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for those who like their humor \u003cstrong data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003edark, sarcastic, and just a little bit menacing\u003c\/strong\u003e. Featuring a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003ebadass Ghost Rider-style skeleton\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003e8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl decal (or 20mm-backed magnet)\u003c\/strong\u003e lets people know that friendliness has \u003cstrong data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eleft the chat\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003eIt’s the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003eperfect road rage diffuser\u003c\/strong\u003e, mood setter, and \u003cstrong data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1472\"\u003eguaranteed conversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e—unless, of course, you don’t want to talk. 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data-end=\"2587\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2533\" data-end=\"2585\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Level of Chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2589\" data-end=\"2618\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2593\" data-end=\"2616\"\u003eVinyl Decal Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2619\" data-end=\"2920\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2619\" data-end=\"2729\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2621\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003eWeatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof\u003c\/strong\u003e – This \u003cstrong data-start=\"2675\" data-end=\"2699\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e won’t crack under pressure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2730\" data-end=\"2816\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2732\" data-end=\"2759\"\u003eStrong adhesive backing\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sticks securely but \u003cstrong data-start=\"2782\" data-end=\"2801\"\u003eremoves cleanly\u003c\/strong\u003e when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2817\" data-end=\"2920\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2819\" data-end=\"2918\"\u003ePerfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and anywhere you want to make a statement.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2922\" data-end=\"2946\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2926\" data-end=\"2944\"\u003eMagnet Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2947\" data-end=\"3211\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2947\" data-end=\"3042\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2949\" data-end=\"2974\"\u003e20mm magnetic backing\u003c\/strong\u003e – Slaps onto any metal surface \u003cstrong data-start=\"3006\" data-end=\"3039\"\u003ewithout a lifetime commitment\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3043\" data-end=\"3132\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3045\" data-end=\"3130\"\u003eGreat for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and the bumper of someone who deserves 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\u003cstrong data-start=\"4002\" data-end=\"4031\"\u003e20mm backing holds tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4035\" data-end=\"4183\"\u003eWe’re a \u003cstrong data-start=\"4043\" data-end=\"4089\"\u003esmall business, not a soulless corporation\u003c\/strong\u003e, so every sticker is made with \u003cstrong data-start=\"4121\" data-end=\"4180\"\u003e100% attention to detail and 110% sarcasm-fueled energy\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4185\" data-end=\"4251\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4188\" data-end=\"4249\"\u003eReal Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Unapologetic)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4253\" data-end=\"4469\"\u003e🔥 \u003cem data-start=\"4256\" data-end=\"4335\"\u003e“I put this on my car and immediately got fewer waves. 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