{"product_id":"honk-if-you-love-big-honkers-goose","title":"Honk If You Love Big Honkers (Goose)","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHonk If You Love Big Honkers Goose Bumper Sticker \u0026amp; Magnet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a bumper sticker that perfectly captures your love for chaotic waterfowl? HONK HONK, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! 🦢\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWHY THIS BUMPER STICKER RULES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize matters: Thicc 8.5\" x 2.5\" of pure goose-loving glory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your weapon: Available as either a weatherproof vinyl or magnetic flex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt tougher than a hangry goose at a bread-free park\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeatherproof AF because Mother Nature can honk right off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV-resistant (science words for \"won't fade like your ex's promises\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTWO WAYS TO FLEX YOUR GOOSE LOVE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMAGNETIC OPTION For those who like to play the field with their vehicle decorations, our magnetic version features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndustrial-strength magnetic grip (stronger than a goose's grudge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in standard or 30mil thickness for extra thiccness in cold climates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWon't scratch your ride (unlike actual geese)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasily removable when you need to look \"professional\" (boring)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVINYL OPTION For the committed goose enthusiasts who aren't afraid of permanent relationships:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium weatherproof vinyl that laughs in the face of rain, snow, and goose droppings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessional-grade adhesive that sticks harder than a goose to an unattended sandwich\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV-resistant coating because nobody likes a faded honker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHO NEEDS THIS? YOU DO, IF:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've ever been chased by a goose and lived to tell the tale\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour spirit animal is a cobra chicken\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou appreciate the chaotic energy of waterfowl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to warn others about your profound appreciation for large aquatic birds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're looking to join the elite club of people who make other drivers do a double-take\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQUALITY THAT DOESN'T MESS AROUND Each Frog Mustard creation is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with premium materials that can handle whatever you throw at them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with high-resolution detail (every honker deserves to look its best)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuality checked by humans who understand the importance of proper goose representation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged with care because we're professionals (sort of)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINSTALLATION GUIDE Vinyl: Clean surface, peel, stick, and embrace your new life as a certified goose enthusiast. Magnet: Slap it on any metal surface and watch it grip like a goose on a golf course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE FROG MUSTARD GUARANTEE We stand behind our products like a goose stands behind you in a park – always present and ready to strike. If your decal or magnet doesn't meet your expectations for premium bird-related comedy accessories, we'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTECHNICAL SPECS FOR NERDS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 8.5\" x 2.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium vinyl or industrial-grade magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurability: Tougher than a goose's attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAwesome level: Maximum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow weather-resistant is this bumper sticker? Our vinyl and magnetic options are both completely weatherproof and UV-resistant, designed to withstand rain, snow, sun, and even angry goose attacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's the difference between the vinyl and magnetic options? The vinyl option is a permanent bumper sticker with heavy-duty adhesive, while the magnetic version can be easily removed and repositioned without leaving any residue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill the magnet version stay on at highway speeds? Yes! Our industrial-strength magnets are rated for highway speeds and include a 30mil upgrade option for extra security in cold climates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't let your vehicle go another day without declaring its allegiance to the mighty goose. Order now and join the ranks of distinguished individuals who aren't afraid to honk their truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember: Life is short. Buy the goose decal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eREAL REVIEWS FROM REAL GOOSE ENTHUSIASTS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Put this bad boy on my F-150 and now all the geese at the local park bow to me.\" - Kyle P.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"My HOA tried to fine me for having too many goose decorations. Added this bumper sticker out of spite. Worth it.\" - Karen W.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Honked at someone with the same sticker. We're married now.\" - Jessica M.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"The magnetic version lets me quickly remove it before visiting my judgmental in-laws. Tactical goose enthusiast for life.\" - Mike R.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Only 4 stars because it made my car too popular at red lights. Can't handle the fame.\" - Brad S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e#HONKLIFE #GOOSEGANG #FROGMUSTARD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071713927457,"sku":"Honker Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071713960225,"sku":"Honker  Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071713992993,"sku":"sku-51535805645079","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/honk-if-you-love-big-honkers-goose-2765516.jpg?v=1784868165","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/honk-if-you-love-big-honkers-goose","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}