{"product_id":"i-cast-check-engine-light-wizard","title":"I Cast Check Engine Light (Wizard)","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"205\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"205\"\u003eI CAST (Check Engine Light) – Funny Bumper Sticker or Car Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"561\"\u003eYour dashboard light may warn you of doom, but this time, it’s \u003cem data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"278\"\u003emagic.\u003c\/em\u003e The “I CAST (check engine light)” bumper sticker is what happens when wizards discover vehicle maintenance and immediately regret it. Whether your car runs on gas, spells, or sheer spite, this weatherproof beauty declares to every passerby: you don’t fix problems—you summon them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"566\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eWhen that orange light flickers on, most people panic. You? You grab your staff and bumper sticker and mumble an incantation, and keep driving. Because this isn’t a malfunction—it’s a manifestation. A hex. A curse. A vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"949\"\u003eThis funny bumper sticker immortalizes that chaotic energy: a wizard with robes full of crumbs, staff raised high, casting \u003cem data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eone single spell\u003c\/em\u003e—and it’s your check engine light.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003eStick it proudly on your bumper, your laptop, your toolbox, or anywhere your mechanical gremlins reside. It’s bold, dumb, mystical perfection—aka Frog Mustard’s entire brand ethos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003ePremium Vinyl for Chaotic Adventurers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eCrafted from thick, high-quality vinyl, this sticker isn’t here to mess around. It’s UV-resistant, waterproof, and able to endure your next six failed emissions tests. Whether it’s your 2004 Honda Civic or your broomstick, this sticker stays stuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003e8.5\" × 2.5\" bumper-perfect size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003eWeatherproof, fade-resistant, and dishwasher-safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1611\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1611\"\u003ePrinted in glorious color—because even your car’s problems deserve to look good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003eRated for outdoor use (tested in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003eOur vinyl stickers are built to last longer than your last oil change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1761\" data-end=\"1764\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1816\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1816\"\u003ePrefer Temporary Magic? Choose the Car Magnet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1818\" data-end=\"2087\"\u003eNot ready to commit your sorcery permanently? The magnet version is your spell of choice. Same bold design, same chaotic vibe, but on a thick, glossy, removable 30 mil magnet. It sticks to your trunk, your fridge, or your coworker’s car if you’re feeling mischievous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2089\" data-end=\"2229\"\u003eIt removes cleanly, so you can take it off before visiting your in-laws or going through a car wash (we assume you don’t do either often).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2231\" data-end=\"2234\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2273\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2273\"\u003eLore: The Wizard Behind the Light\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2275\" data-end=\"2429\"\u003eEvery Frog Mustard design starts with a fever dream. This one began when someone said, “What if the check engine light wasn’t a warning—it was a spell?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2431\" data-end=\"2514\"\u003eBoom. Instant prophecy. The wizard appeared. The light glowed. A legend was born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2516\" data-end=\"2793\"\u003eThis isn’t just a funny bumper sticker—it’s a lifestyle. It’s for everyone who drives with the check engine light on because they \u003cem data-start=\"2646\" data-end=\"2655\"\u003ebelieve\u003c\/em\u003e in something greater. It’s for the unbothered, the overconfident, the ones who think “mechanic” is just another word for “necromancer.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2795\" data-end=\"2798\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2800\" data-end=\"2853\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2800\" data-end=\"2853\"\u003eThe Frog Mustard Guarantee: Chaos Is Weatherproof\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2855\" data-end=\"3046\"\u003eEvery Frog Mustard sticker and magnet is printed in-house using premium weatherproof materials. We’ve sold tens of thousands worldwide to people who think normal bumper stickers are boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3048\" data-end=\"3207\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3048\" data-end=\"3085\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3050\" data-end=\"3085\"\u003eShipped globally within 1–2 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3086\" data-end=\"3130\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3088\" data-end=\"3130\"\u003eDesigned by chaotic geniuses in the PNW.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3131\" data-end=\"3207\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3133\" data-end=\"3207\"\u003eGuaranteed to get at least one honk, laugh, or confused stare per drive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3209\" data-end=\"3295\"\u003eOur motto: if you’re not laughing at your own car’s misery, what are you even doing?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3297\" data-end=\"3300\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3302\" data-end=\"3331\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3302\" data-end=\"3331\"\u003eWhy You Need This Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3333\" data-end=\"3671\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3333\" data-end=\"3409\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3335\" data-end=\"3409\"\u003eIt’s hilarious, even without words. The little orange light says it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3410\" data-end=\"3472\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3412\" data-end=\"3472\"\u003eIt’s a perfect conversation starter—or conversation ender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3473\" data-end=\"3595\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3475\" data-end=\"3595\"\u003eIt pairs perfectly with other Frog Mustard classics like “Drywall Fears Me” or “Don’t Hit Me – My Piss Jugs Are Full.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3596\" data-end=\"3671\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3598\" data-end=\"3671\"\u003eIt’s the ideal energy for anyone whose vehicle “just sounds like that.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3673\" data-end=\"3862\"\u003eWhether you’re a fantasy nerd, a highway menace, or someone one bad rattle away from becoming a wizard yourself, this bumper sticker has your name written all over it (probably in runes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3864\" data-end=\"3867\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3869\" data-end=\"3905\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3869\" data-end=\"3905\"\u003eEasy Application, Instant Regret\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3907\" data-end=\"3978\"\u003ePeel. Stick. Laugh.\u003cbr data-start=\"3926\" data-end=\"3929\"\u003eThat’s it. No spells, no tools—just pure chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3980\" data-end=\"4216\"\u003eClean the surface, press it on, and whisper, “I CAST CHECK ENGINE” to bind the spell. The vinyl version sticks firm; the magnet version holds strong but pops right off when you need to flee the kingdom (or the mechanic’s parking lot).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4218\" data-end=\"4317\"\u003eBoth options remove cleanly—because while the humor is permanent, your mistakes don’t have to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4319\" data-end=\"4322\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4324\" data-end=\"4383\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4324\" data-end=\"4383\"\u003eBuilt for Every Element (and Some That Don’t Exist Yet)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4385\" data-end=\"4566\"\u003eRain, heat, or dark night of the soul—this weatherproof sticker doesn’t flinch. It’s laminated for 5+ years of outdoor use, which is at least four years longer than your warranty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4568\" data-end=\"4691\"\u003eEven if your car gives out, the sticker will still be there, glowing faintly on the side of the road like a cursed relic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4693\" data-end=\"4761\"\u003eWhen someone asks, “You gonna fix that light?” you can simply say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"4762\" data-end=\"4782\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4764\" data-end=\"4782\"\u003e“No. I cast it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4784\" data-end=\"4787\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4789\" data-end=\"4819\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4789\" data-end=\"4819\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4821\" data-end=\"5085\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4821\" data-end=\"4895\"\u003eQ: Is this the same design for both the bumper sticker and the magnet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4895\" data-end=\"4898\"\u003eA: Yep! You choose whether to embrace chaos permanently with the vinyl sticker or go commitment-free with the magnet version. Both feature the same wizardly art and weatherproof finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5087\" data-end=\"5343\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5087\" data-end=\"5128\"\u003eQ: Will this survive outdoor weather?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"5128\" data-end=\"5131\"\u003eA: Absolutely. Each sticker is UV-protected, waterproof, and built to withstand everything from rainstorms to eldritch energy. This weatherproof sticker has survived mail trucks, snow, and at least one volcano.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5345\" data-end=\"5578\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5345\" data-end=\"5376\"\u003eQ: Where else can I put it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"5376\" data-end=\"5379\"\u003eA: Literally anywhere flat—laptops, coolers, water bottles, spellbooks, car doors, cauldrons, you name it. The magnet works great on metal surfaces too (hatchbacks, fridges, mysterious iron gates).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"5580\" data-end=\"5583\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071715500321,"sku":"Wizard Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071715533089,"sku":"Wizard Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071715565857,"sku":"Wizard XL","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/i-cast-check-engine-light-wizard-2669878.jpg?v=1784868169","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/i-cast-check-engine-light-wizard","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}