{"product_id":"i-don-t-have-enough-pto-for-wwiii","title":"I Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eI Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII – WWIII Meme Funny Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the modern existential crisis.\u003cbr data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003eYour brain is melting. Your Slack won’t stop pinging. The Doomsday Clock is screaming. And HR still wants you to submit your goals in SMART format. That’s why we made this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1187\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003eWWIII meme\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003e“I Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eCorporate Can’t Handle a Cold War, Let Alone a Hot One\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eYou ever stare at a world-ending headline and go, “Damn. I got a 1:1 with Brad at 3”?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eBecause if the world’s gonna end, you might as well go out with no sick days, no therapy coverage, and a half-eaten yogurt in the breakroom fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003eWhy This WWIII Meme Hits So Hard\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eLet’s be real: every day feels like we’re one tweet away from nuclear fallout and still somehow behind on our Q3 deliverables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1621\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e was built for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1623\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1623\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003eCorporate girlypops with Google Alerts for \"Iran\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1740\"\u003eGuys who scream \"LET’S GOOOO\" every time the market crashes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1741\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003eQueer anarchists using PTO for protests and emotional recovery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1808\" data-end=\"1887\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1810\" data-end=\"1887\"\u003eAnyone who drafted their out-of-office message before the first missile hit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1888\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eOverthinkers with a 401(k) and a bunker wishlist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1940\" data-end=\"2006\"\u003eThis isn’t a sticker. This is a cry for help delivered via bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2008\" data-end=\"2011\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2013\" data-end=\"2068\"\u003eThe Specs – Sturdy Enough to Survive a Mild Collapse\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2127\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2072\" data-end=\"2127\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2072\" data-end=\"2081\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5” x 2.5” – big enough to warn both sides\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2128\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2130\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2130\" data-end=\"2143\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick, commercial-grade vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2219\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2178\" data-end=\"2219\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2178\" data-end=\"2189\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Semi-gloss like your sanity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2220\" data-end=\"2282\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2222\" data-end=\"2282\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2222\" data-end=\"2242\"\u003eSticker Version:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent like your corporate burnout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2343\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2285\" data-end=\"2343\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2285\" data-end=\"2305\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Swappable when the nukes don’t land\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2344\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2346\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2346\" data-end=\"2374\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Weatherproof for climate collapse or Midwest winters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2502\"\u003eHand-printed by an emotionally stable (\u003cem data-start=\"2468\" data-end=\"2485\"\u003ecitation needed\u003c\/em\u003e) small business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2504\" data-end=\"2507\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2509\" data-end=\"2561\"\u003eWhere to Slap This Sticker (Besides The Pentagon)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2563\" data-end=\"2878\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2563\" data-end=\"2629\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2565\" data-end=\"2629\"\u003eYour car’s bumper (if you still drive to work for some reason)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2630\" data-end=\"2653\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2632\" data-end=\"2653\"\u003eYour company laptop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2654\" data-end=\"2708\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2656\" data-end=\"2708\"\u003eThe espresso machine you use as a coping mechanism\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2709\" data-end=\"2779\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2711\" data-end=\"2779\"\u003eYour desk nameplate (next to your “Live Laugh Leave Me Alone” mug)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2818\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2782\" data-end=\"2818\"\u003eThe war room (aka your group chat)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2819\" data-end=\"2878\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2821\" data-end=\"2878\"\u003eThat coworker’s back who keeps saying “Let’s circle back”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2880\" data-end=\"2960\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"2885\" data-end=\"2899\"\u003eWWIII meme\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"2900\" data-end=\"2917\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e belongs anywhere productivity meets panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2962\" data-end=\"2965\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2967\" data-end=\"3016\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet – Pick Your Apocalypse Mode\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3042\"\u003eSticker (Permanent):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3045\" data-end=\"3100\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3045\" data-end=\"3100\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3047\" data-end=\"3100\"\u003eFor lifers who know the real war is unpaid overtime\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3102\" data-end=\"3124\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3102\" data-end=\"3122\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3125\" data-end=\"3174\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3125\" data-end=\"3174\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3127\" data-end=\"3174\"\u003eRemovable for people who might change bunkers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3176\" data-end=\"3206\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3176\" data-end=\"3204\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3207\" data-end=\"3263\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3207\" data-end=\"3263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3209\" data-end=\"3263\"\u003eSurvives both thermonuclear conflict and TikTok bans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3265\" data-end=\"3372\"\u003ePlastic bumpers beware—magnets don’t stick to you. Try trunks, side panels, or inside your cubicle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3374\" data-end=\"3377\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3379\" data-end=\"3430\"\u003eInstructions (Since No One Reads Manuals Anyway)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3432\" data-end=\"3444\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3432\" data-end=\"3444\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3446\" data-end=\"3651\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3446\" data-end=\"3496\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3449\" data-end=\"3496\"\u003eClean the surface (optional, we’re all dying)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3497\" data-end=\"3550\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3500\" data-end=\"3550\"\u003ePeel and slap it like your last impulse decision\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3551\" data-end=\"3604\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3554\" data-end=\"3604\"\u003eSmooth it down like a cold compress for the soul\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3605\" data-end=\"3651\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3608\" data-end=\"3651\"\u003eLet it rest while you doomscroll on Threads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3653\" data-end=\"3664\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3653\" data-end=\"3664\"\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3666\" data-end=\"3759\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3666\" data-end=\"3688\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3669\" data-end=\"3688\"\u003eThrow it at metal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3689\" data-end=\"3729\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3692\" data-end=\"3729\"\u003eSay “that’s someone else’s problem”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3730\" data-end=\"3759\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3733\" data-end=\"3759\"\u003eWalk away into the fallout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3761\" data-end=\"3764\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3766\" data-end=\"3793\"\u003eFrequently Asked Fallout\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3795\" data-end=\"3839\"\u003eIs this WWIII meme sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3840\" data-end=\"3892\"\u003eYup. Weather, nuclear ash, boss’s tears—it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3894\" data-end=\"3919\"\u003eWill people get it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3920\" data-end=\"3959\"\u003eIf they don’t, they’re not your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3961\" data-end=\"4000\"\u003eCan I buy this for my whole team?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4001\" data-end=\"4061\"\u003eYes. Great for morale! Even better for resignation packages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4063\" data-end=\"4107\"\u003eWhat if I run out of PTO during WWIII?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4108\" data-end=\"4149\"\u003eYou already have. That’s the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4151\" data-end=\"4154\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4156\" data-end=\"4205\"\u003eWhy This Funny Sticker Is Peak Modern Nihilism\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4207\" data-end=\"4367\"\u003eLet’s face it: we’re out here trying to fill out HR paperwork while the world fills up with smoke. We’re planning happy hours and mutual aid in the same breath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4369\" data-end=\"4527\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"4374\" data-end=\"4388\"\u003eWWIII meme\u003c\/strong\u003e is the battle cry of a generation that knows \u003cstrong data-start=\"4434\" data-end=\"4460\"\u003eburnout and Armageddon\u003c\/strong\u003e are happening simultaneously.\u003cbr data-start=\"4490\" data-end=\"4493\"\u003eIt’s funny. It’s sad. It’s \u003cem data-start=\"4520\" data-end=\"4526\"\u003ereal\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4529\" data-end=\"4560\"\u003eAnd that’s what makes it stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4562\" data-end=\"4565\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4567\" data-end=\"4606\"\u003eFinal Thoughts Before the Next Siren\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4608\" data-end=\"4807\"\u003eYou’ve worked through a pandemic. You’ve taken PTO just to cry. You’ve been in more Zoom calls than therapy sessions. And now you’re expected to show up to the office while missiles trend on Twitter?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4809\" data-end=\"4813\"\u003eNah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4815\" data-end=\"4915\"\u003eYou slap this \u003cstrong data-start=\"4829\" data-end=\"4843\"\u003eWWIII meme\u003c\/strong\u003e sticker on and make a statement:\u003cbr data-start=\"4876\" data-end=\"4879\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4879\" data-end=\"4915\"\u003e“I’m not dying on company time.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4917\" data-end=\"4982\"\u003eAdd to cart. Add to your escape plan.\u003cbr data-start=\"4954\" data-end=\"4957\"\u003eEither way—you earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071712846113,"sku":"WW3 Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071712878881,"sku":"WW3 Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071712911649,"sku":"sku-51535804891415","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/i-dont-have-enough-pto-for-wwiii-4627005.jpg?v=1784868165","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/i-don-t-have-enough-pto-for-wwiii","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}