{"product_id":"i-dont-use-pronouns-a-e-i-o-u","title":"I Don't Use Pronouns! (a, e, i, o, u)","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"243\"\u003eI Don’t Use Pronouns! (A, E, I, O, U) – Bumper Sticker OR Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"321\"\u003eIntroduction: The Bumper Sticker That Flunks Grammar Class on Purpose\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"561\"\u003eEver wanted to flex your commitment to chaos \u003cem data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"372\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e your C-minus grasp of English at the same time? Meet the \u003cstrong data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"489\"\u003e“I Don’t Use Pronouns! (A, E, I, O, U)” Bumper Sticker.\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s an unapologetic declaration that vowels are your hill to die on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eThis 8.5\" x 2.5\" masterpiece is available as a sticker or a 30mil thick magnet. Designed to confuse, enrage, and delight linguists everywhere, it’s weatherproof vinyl mischief, handcrafted in the USA by Frog Mustard Stickers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"795\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"858\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eDesign Concept: The Grammar Hill You Chose to Die On\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eThe design screams anti-logic, proudly throwing vowels into the pronoun debate like a Molotov cocktail into a spelling bee. It’s part meme, part linguistic war crime, and 100% guaranteed to get honks, stares, and maybe even a finger or two from behind you in traffic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1186\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1138\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eWhy This Isn’t Just Another Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1187\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eThis is \u003cstrong data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003epremium UV and weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e, made for the long haul. Forget peeling, bubbling, or fading like some cheap Etsy knockoff. This bad boy can survive monsoons, desert sun, and the linguistic rage of your old English teacher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5” x 2.5” (long enough to make an impression, short enough to fit next to your expired tabs).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1588\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1588\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty, non-laminated vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003eOptions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sticker OR the 30mil thick magnet — because vowels deserve magnetic force.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1698\"\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Road-tested to outlast your freshman year essay drafts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"1761\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1763\" data-end=\"1798\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eSpecifications at a Glance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"2206\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1801\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1801\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eAvailable as:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sticker or Magnet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1839\" data-end=\"1864\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1864\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5\" x 2.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1865\" data-end=\"1927\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1867\" data-end=\"1927\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1867\" data-end=\"1880\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium UV\/weatherproof vinyl, non-laminated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1928\" data-end=\"1976\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1930\" data-end=\"1976\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1930\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade:\u003c\/strong\u003e Extra thicc 30mil option\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1977\" data-end=\"2044\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"2044\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003eMade in:\u003c\/strong\u003e USA (WA state, brewed fresh daily by Frog Mustard)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2045\" data-end=\"2120\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2120\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2060\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Free U.S. shipping, 1–3 business days, worldwide coverage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2121\" data-end=\"2206\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2123\" data-end=\"2206\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2123\" data-end=\"2135\"\u003eCompany:\u003c\/strong\u003e Frog Mustard Stickers, where irreverence is a manufacturing standard\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2211\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2213\" data-end=\"2271\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2216\" data-end=\"2269\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet: Your Grammar Weapon of Choice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2290\"\u003eSticker Mode\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2433\"\u003eCommit. Stick it to your bumper, laptop, or bathroom mirror until your roommates beg you to stop. Once it’s there, it’s basically permanent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003eMagnet Mode\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2616\"\u003eFor the indecisive gremlins: thick, powerful, and removable. 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Free U.S. shipping included, with worldwide options because grammar crimes know no borders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3395\" data-end=\"3398\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3400\" data-end=\"3436\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3403\" data-end=\"3434\"\u003eAbout Frog Mustard Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3437\" data-end=\"3719\"\u003eWe’re Frog Mustard — the vinyl gremlins who turned “unhinged sticker” into an art form. Our designs have hit NYT, Zumiez shelves, and probably your neighbor’s Prius. Every sticker is made in the USA, packaged with chaos, and built to stick harder than a vowel-only Scrabble board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3721\" data-end=\"3724\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3726\" data-end=\"3752\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3729\" data-end=\"3750\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3753\" data-end=\"3965\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3753\" data-end=\"3800\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3755\" data-end=\"3800\"\u003eBecause pronouns are out and vowels are in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3801\" data-end=\"3882\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3803\" data-end=\"3882\"\u003eBecause bumper stickers should be confusing declarations, not boring slogans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3883\" data-end=\"3965\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3885\" data-end=\"3965\"\u003eBecause nothing says “do not engage” like grammatical nonsense on the freeway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3967\" data-end=\"3970\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3972\" data-end=\"4001\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3975\" data-end=\"3999\"\u003eFinal Call to Action\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4002\" data-end=\"4275\"\u003eGrammar rules? 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