{"product_id":"i-eat-chapstick-jd-vance","title":"I Eat Chapstick (JD Vance)","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"775\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eJD Vance Meme Sticker – “I Eat Chapstick” Vinyl Decal \u0026amp; Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"830\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eJD Vance Said It. 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