{"product_id":"i-financed-this-car-with-klarna","title":"I Financed This Car with Klarna","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"687\"\u003eI Financed This Car with Klarna – Funny Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"735\"\u003eDrive Now, Pay Never – The American Dream\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eWho needs credit when you’ve got \u003cstrong data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"816\"\u003efour easy payments and zero accountability\u003c\/strong\u003e? Introducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"851\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for every financially feral driver on the road:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"941\"\u003e“I Financed This Car with Klarna.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eThis 8.5\" x 2.5\" slice of fiscal delusion is printed on commercial-grade weatherproof vinyl, and it tells the whole damn freeway that you’ve made peace with your terrible decisions. Whether you're behind on rent, maxed out on Afterpay, or just tired of pretending you understand APR—this sticker gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003eIt’s not just a sticker. It’s a lifestyle. A confession. A cry for help in Helvetica Bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1397\"\u003eKlarna: Because Credit Scores Are a Prison\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1399\" data-end=\"1631\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e was handcrafted for the broke-but-vibing community. You didn’t finance this car through a dealership. You didn’t go through a bank. You downloaded an app with a pink logo and said, “Yeah, this seems stable.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1653\"\u003eAnd we salute you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003eYour 2009 Nissan Altima didn’t qualify for traditional financing? No problem.\u003cbr data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003eYour credit score starts with a 4? Sounds fast.\u003cbr data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003eYour debt collectors are in a group chat? They love this sticker too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1861\" data-end=\"1910\"\u003eWhy This Funny Sticker Is a Financial Weapon\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"1930\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1914\" data-end=\"1930\"\u003eIt’s hilarious\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003eIt confuses finance bros\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"1987\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1962\" data-end=\"1987\"\u003eIt triggers Dave Ramsey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2044\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1990\" data-end=\"2044\"\u003eIt makes you look unhinged in a deeply admirable way\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2045\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003eIt pairs well with vape clouds, iced coffee, and questionable life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2125\" data-end=\"2286\"\u003eWhether you actually financed a car with Klarna, or you just want people to believe that, this sticker sends a powerful message:\u003cbr data-start=\"2253\" data-end=\"2256\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2256\" data-end=\"2286\"\u003eI will default with pride.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2288\" data-end=\"2291\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2293\" data-end=\"2335\"\u003eProduct Details – Chaotic Yet Durable\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2337\" data-end=\"2699\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2337\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5 inches wide x 2.5 inches tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2385\" data-end=\"2432\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2387\" data-end=\"2432\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2387\" data-end=\"2400\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick, commercial-grade vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2433\" data-end=\"2500\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2500\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2446\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Semi-gloss that reflects poor decisions beautifully\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2501\" data-end=\"2549\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2503\" data-end=\"2549\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2503\" data-end=\"2522\"\u003eSticker Option:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent—like your debt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2550\" data-end=\"2608\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2552\" data-end=\"2608\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2552\" data-end=\"2579\"\u003eMagnet Option (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Reusable—like your excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2609\" data-end=\"2699\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2699\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2639\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold-resistant—built for winter \u003cem data-start=\"2672\" data-end=\"2677\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e financial frostbite\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2701\" data-end=\"2798\"\u003ePrinted by a small business that’s also trying to make its payments on time (but probably won’t).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2800\" data-end=\"2803\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2805\" data-end=\"2827\"\u003eWhere To Stick It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2829\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2829\" data-end=\"2855\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2831\" data-end=\"2855\"\u003eCar bumper (obviously)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2856\" data-end=\"2898\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2858\" data-end=\"2898\"\u003eLaptop (for maximum office HR concern)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2899\" data-end=\"2918\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2901\" data-end=\"2918\"\u003eRear windshield\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2919\" data-end=\"2967\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2921\" data-end=\"2967\"\u003eCredit card reader at your local gas station\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2968\" data-end=\"3001\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2970\" data-end=\"3001\"\u003eOver your last parking ticket\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003eDebt collection notice board (as a flex)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3046\" data-end=\"3049\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3051\" data-end=\"3104\"\u003eSticker vs Magnet – Choose Your Debt Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3106\" data-end=\"3127\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3106\" data-end=\"3125\"\u003eSticker Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3128\" data-end=\"3200\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3128\" data-end=\"3146\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3130\" data-end=\"3146\"\u003eSticks forever\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3147\" data-end=\"3200\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3149\" data-end=\"3200\"\u003eLike those Klarna payment reminders in your inbox\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3202\" data-end=\"3223\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3202\" data-end=\"3221\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3224\" data-end=\"3283\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3224\" data-end=\"3237\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3226\" data-end=\"3237\"\u003eRemovable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3238\" data-end=\"3283\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3240\" data-end=\"3283\"\u003eFor when you switch from Klarna to Affirm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3285\" data-end=\"3314\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3285\" data-end=\"3312\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3315\" data-end=\"3366\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3315\" data-end=\"3366\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3317\" data-end=\"3366\"\u003eBuilt for real winters and fake financial plans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3368\" data-end=\"3507\"\u003eReminder: most bumpers are plastic now—test with a fridge magnet or consult your favorite Klarna rep (if they’re not ghosting you already).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3509\" data-end=\"3512\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3514\" data-end=\"3566\"\u003eInstallation Instructions – Klarna Not Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3568\" data-end=\"3582\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3568\" data-end=\"3580\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3583\" data-end=\"3755\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3583\" data-end=\"3605\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3586\" data-end=\"3605\"\u003eClean the surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3606\" data-end=\"3669\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3609\" data-end=\"3669\"\u003eApply sticker with the confidence of someone who won’t pay\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3670\" data-end=\"3687\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3673\" data-end=\"3687\"\u003ePress firmly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3688\" data-end=\"3755\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3691\" data-end=\"3755\"\u003eLet cure for 24 hours before car washes or existential spirals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3757\" data-end=\"3770\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3757\" data-end=\"3768\"\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3771\" data-end=\"3862\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3771\" data-end=\"3795\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3774\" data-end=\"3795\"\u003eClean metal surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3796\" data-end=\"3811\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3799\" data-end=\"3811\"\u003eSlap it on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3812\" data-end=\"3862\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3815\" data-end=\"3862\"\u003eRemove when your bank starts asking questions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3864\" data-end=\"3867\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3869\" data-end=\"3904\"\u003eFAQ – Broke But Honest Edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3906\" data-end=\"3937\"\u003eIs this a real Klarna ad?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3938\" data-end=\"4025\"\u003eAbsolutely not. Klarna has lawyers. We have stickers. This is satire. Please don’t sue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4027\" data-end=\"4059\"\u003eIs the sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4060\" data-end=\"4129\"\u003eYes. Weatherproof vinyl, resistant to rain, snow, and financial ruin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4131\" data-end=\"4178\"\u003eCan I actually finance a car with Klarna?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4179\" data-end=\"4241\"\u003eNo. Please don’t try. But if you do, you’ll need this sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4243\" data-end=\"4246\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4248\" data-end=\"4295\"\u003eFinal Thoughts from the Finance Department\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4297\" data-end=\"4546\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"4302\" data-end=\"4319\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for everyone who’s ever said “I got it” while absolutely not having it. For the girlies with overdrafts, the guys paying $12 a week for vape juice, and the brave few buying cars like they’re Shein hauls—\u003cstrong data-start=\"4526\" data-end=\"4543\"\u003ewe salute you\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4548\" data-end=\"4632\"\u003eYou are the economy.\u003cbr data-start=\"4568\" data-end=\"4571\"\u003eYou are the vibe.\u003cbr data-start=\"4588\" data-end=\"4591\"\u003eYou are the reason this sticker exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4634\" data-end=\"4757\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4634\" data-end=\"4670\"\u003eBuy it. Slap it. Regret nothing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4670\" data-end=\"4673\"\u003eAnd remember: your car might not be paid off, but this sticker? That’s on you, baby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071707177249,"sku":"Klarna Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071707210017,"sku":"Klarna Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071707242785,"sku":"sku-51535804662039","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/i-financed-this-car-with-klarna-6363633.jpg?v=1784868111","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/i-financed-this-car-with-klarna","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}