{"product_id":"i-won-my-drivers-license-in-a-raffle-at-big-bobbys-indoor-rodeo-vape-museum","title":"I Won My Driver's License in a Raffle at Big Bobby's Indoor Rodeo \u0026 Vape Museum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eI Won My Driver’s License in a Raffle at Big Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1023\"\u003eThis Is a Funny Sticker. It Is Also a Warning.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eMost people get their driver’s license at the DMV. You got yours between a fog machine and a mechanical bull while vape clouds blasted Free Bird in the background. This is not a funny sticker. This is your \u003cstrong data-start=\"1225\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003eorigin story\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eAt 85 x 25 inches, this weatherproof vinyl \u003cstrong data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e (or magnet, if you’re indecisive like Bobby himself) lets everyone on the road know that rules were bent, forms were forged, and somehow you’re still legally allowed to operate a vehicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eBig Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum may not be state-certified. But your story? Legendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1603\" data-end=\"1632\"\u003eWhat Even Is Big Bobby’s\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003eBig Bobby’s Indoor Rodeo and Vape Museum is a place of myth, mystery, and questionable zoning. One side has a full-scale mechanical bull ring with AstroTurf and LED lights. The other side has 47 glass cases dedicated to vape pens that look like katana hilts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003eYou didn’t just win a raffle there.\u003cbr data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1934\"\u003eYou \u003cstrong data-start=\"1938\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003ebecame\u003c\/strong\u003e someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1961\" data-end=\"2068\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is a public record of your spiritual rebirth and questionable driving credentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2073\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2075\" data-end=\"2121\"\u003eFunny Sticker Specs for Dangerous Legends\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2123\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2123\" data-end=\"2153\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2125\" data-end=\"2153\"\u003eSize 85 inches x 25 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2154\" data-end=\"2203\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2156\" data-end=\"2203\"\u003eMaterial Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2204\" data-end=\"2247\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2206\" data-end=\"2247\"\u003eFinish Semi-gloss like Bobby’s forehead\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2250\" data-end=\"2259\"\u003eOptions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2262\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2262\" data-end=\"2303\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2264\" data-end=\"2303\"\u003eVinyl Sticker Permanent like your DUI\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2306\" data-end=\"2340\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2308\" data-end=\"2340\"\u003eMagnet 20 mil Easily removable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2343\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2345\" data-end=\"2405\"\u003eMagnet 30 mil Built for cold climates or rodeo dust storms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2407\" data-end=\"2516\"\u003eBuilt to survive sun, rain, snow, and whatever chemical reaction is happening in the museum’s back hallway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2518\" data-end=\"2521\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2523\" data-end=\"2559\"\u003eWhy You Need This Funny Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2561\" data-end=\"2862\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2561\" data-end=\"2624\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2563\" data-end=\"2624\"\u003eBecause you did not pass your driving test. You \u003cstrong data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2618\"\u003ewon\u003c\/strong\u003e it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2625\" data-end=\"2679\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2627\" data-end=\"2679\"\u003eBecause everyone on the road deserves fair warning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2680\" data-end=\"2749\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2682\" data-end=\"2749\"\u003eBecause this bumper sticker raises more questions than it answers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2750\" data-end=\"2819\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2819\"\u003eBecause small businesses like ours are powered by people like you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2820\" data-end=\"2862\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2822\" data-end=\"2862\"\u003eBecause it’s a legally admissible flex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2864\" data-end=\"3018\"\u003ePut this sticker on your bumper, cooler, water bottle, laptop, toolbox, vape case, or parole officer’s clipboard. Wherever it lands, it tells the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3020\" data-end=\"3023\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3025\" data-end=\"3057\"\u003eMagnet vs Sticker Breakdown\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3059\" data-end=\"3080\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3059\" data-end=\"3078\"\u003eSticker Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3081\" data-end=\"3212\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3081\" data-end=\"3094\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3083\" data-end=\"3094\"\u003ePermanent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3095\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3097\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003eGreat for vehicles, water bottles, laptops, and vending machines\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3164\" data-end=\"3212\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3166\" data-end=\"3212\"\u003eRecommended for drivers committed to the bit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3214\" data-end=\"3233\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3214\" data-end=\"3231\"\u003eMagnet 20 mil\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3234\" data-end=\"3310\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3234\" data-end=\"3252\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3236\" data-end=\"3252\"\u003eRepositionable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3253\" data-end=\"3310\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3255\" data-end=\"3310\"\u003eGreat for folks who also bought their car in a raffle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3312\" data-end=\"3331\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3312\" data-end=\"3329\"\u003eMagnet 30 mil\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3332\" data-end=\"3461\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3332\" data-end=\"3390\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3334\" data-end=\"3390\"\u003eSurvives extreme temperatures and regional vape storms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3391\" data-end=\"3461\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3393\" data-end=\"3461\"\u003eBuilt for long haulers, winter warriors, and off-road rodeo champs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3463\" data-end=\"3563\"\u003eNot sure if your bumper is metal? 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We trust your instincts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3565\" data-end=\"3568\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3570\" data-end=\"3611\"\u003eApplication Instructions for Outlaws\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3613\" data-end=\"3757\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3613\" data-end=\"3624\"\u003eSticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3624\" data-end=\"3627\"\u003e1 Clean the surface\u003cbr data-start=\"3646\" data-end=\"3649\"\u003e2 Peel backing with confidence\u003cbr data-start=\"3679\" data-end=\"3682\"\u003e3 Apply like Bobby’s watching\u003cbr data-start=\"3711\" data-end=\"3714\"\u003e4 Let it cure for 24 hours before washing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3759\" data-end=\"3907\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3759\" data-end=\"3769\"\u003eMagnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3769\" data-end=\"3772\"\u003e1 Clean surface\u003cbr data-start=\"3787\" data-end=\"3790\"\u003e2 Slap it on flat, magnetic metal\u003cbr data-start=\"3823\" data-end=\"3826\"\u003e3 Remove and wipe behind it every few weeks\u003cbr data-start=\"3869\" data-end=\"3872\"\u003e4 Avoid extreme curves and regret\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3909\" data-end=\"3912\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3914\" data-end=\"3922\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3924\" data-end=\"4015\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3924\" data-end=\"3960\"\u003eQ Is this really a funny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3960\" data-end=\"3963\"\u003eA Yes It is dangerously funny and highly confusing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4017\" data-end=\"4101\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4017\" data-end=\"4074\"\u003eQ Will this make people think I should not be driving\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4074\" data-end=\"4077\"\u003eA Yes That’s the point\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4103\" data-end=\"4183\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4103\" data-end=\"4152\"\u003eQ What if I didn’t actually go to Big Bobby’s\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4152\" data-end=\"4155\"\u003eA You have now spiritually\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4185\" data-end=\"4244\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4185\" data-end=\"4223\"\u003eQ Is it legal to use this in court\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4223\" data-end=\"4226\"\u003eA Absolutely not\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4246\" data-end=\"4334\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4246\" data-end=\"4309\"\u003eQ Can I get this as a gift for someone who should not drive\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4309\" data-end=\"4312\"\u003eA Yes and you should\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4336\" data-end=\"4339\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4341\" data-end=\"4387\"\u003eFinal Thoughts From the Vape-Filled Rodeo\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4389\" data-end=\"4501\"\u003eYour license might be fake.\u003cbr data-start=\"4416\" data-end=\"4419\"\u003eYour driving might be questionable.\u003cbr data-start=\"4454\" data-end=\"4457\"\u003eBut your commitment to chaos? 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