{"product_id":"nice-high-beams","title":"Nice High Beams","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNICE HIGH BEAMS – Funny Grandma Car Sticker for Unhinged Drivers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour headlights aren’t the only thing getting flashed tonight. Meet the \u003cstrong\u003eNICE HIGH BEAMS car sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e — starring America’s most feared creature: a sweet old grandma holding a shotgun and \u003cem\u003ezero patience\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen someone forgets to turn off their brights, this vinyl statement makes sure your message is visible. Grandma sees you. Grandma is locked and loaded. With a blend of menace and humor, this sticker is pure Frog Mustard energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s more than just an accessory—it’s a warning and a piece of art for every driver with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePremium Vinyl, Printed Like a Threat Car Sticker\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery \u003cstrong\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e we produce is crafted in-house on thick, high-quality, weatherproof vinyl. This means your message persists through sun, sleet, rain, and any driving chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8.5 × 2.5 inches – noticeable enough to get attention from two lanes over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUV-protected, waterproof, and fade-proof for long-lasting laughs and intimidation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGloss-laminated finish adds that “freshly polished revolver” shine, making it pop in any weather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRated for 5+ years outdoors, surviving longer than your last set of wiper blades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShow your attitude by sticking it on bumpers, tailgates, laptops, or even your gun safe. This \u003cstrong\u003ecar sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e endures storms, car washes, and even the most passive-aggressive honks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMagnet Option for the Non-Committal Outlaws\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you don’t want to stick Grandma to your car forever, you’re not out of luck. The magnet version delivers the same chaotic charm, printed on a thick 30 mil magnetic sheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt stays put on metal, removes cleanly, and lets you switch between “armed grandma” and “respectable citizen” anytime. Choose what fits your mood, all while keeping your paint spotless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLike many great Frog Mustard ideas, this one began with a late-night gripe about oncoming high beams. Someone joked, \u003cem\u003e“What if a grandma handled this?”\u003c\/em\u003e and from there, an icon was created.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoom—the \u003cstrong\u003eNICE HIGH BEAMS sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e was born. More than a warning, it’s a fusion of menace and manners: floral blouse, pearl earrings, and a shotgun with the safety off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe might be everyone’s grandma, but tonight she’s nobody’s pushover. The sticker’s message is loud and clear—dim your lights, or she’ll dim you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eChaos, Certified by Frog Mustard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery \u003cstrong\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is made and printed personally in the rainy Pacific Northwest, a region built on chaos and coffee. Frog Mustard products are weatherproof, durable, and unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in-house with vibrant, full-color ink for maximum visual impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCut by wizards (and one very tired human) for perfect edges on every piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders shipped globally within 1–2 days, so you don’t wait long for your dose of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproved by zero grandmas, but beloved by all grandsons and mischief-makers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You Need This Car Sticker\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant intimidation.\u003c\/strong\u003e Gives tailgaters and dazzled drivers a reason to think twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starter.\u003c\/strong\u003e Either people laugh or they change lanes—both are wins in our book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for grandparents, mechanics, or anyone tired of blinding headlights and dim morals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e100% Frog Mustard aesthetic.\u003c\/strong\u003e Loud, absurd, and just unsettling enough to make driving interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis car sticker is more than decoration—it’s comedic protection for your ride and your reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEasy Application\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean your chosen surface, peel, stick—and whisper, “Say hello to my little gran.” No residue, no tools, no drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVinyl applies smoothly and removes without fuss when you’re ready for a new statement. Get ready to make every drive memorable and mischievous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWeatherproof, Like Grandma’s Spirit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSun, rain, or even the apocalypse—this sticker is laminated for true outdoor durability. Vivid through UV rays, salt, and heat, it stays bold while Grandma reloads her attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShow off your humor and let everyone know you’re driving with someone’s spirited grandma on board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071716974881,"sku":"badass grandma sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071717007649,"sku":"badass grandma magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071717040417,"sku":"badass grandma XL","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/nice-high-beams-7828738.jpg?v=1784868173","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/nice-high-beams","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}