{"product_id":"on-my-way-to-rfk-jrs-adhd-depression-camp","title":"On my way to RFK Jr's ADHD\/Depression Camp","description":"\u003carticle class=\"w-full text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-11\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"m-auto text-base py-[18px] px-6\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl lg:max-w-[40rem] xl:max-w-[48rem]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn @xs\/thread:px-0 @sm\/thread:px-1.5 @md\/thread:px-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b6f2ae57-33e8-4341-8e5d-b10715c007b1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"77\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2\" data-end=\"75\"\u003eOn My Way to RFK ADHD or Depression Camp Decal – Trump Sticker Parody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"458\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"117\"\u003emost unhinged decal\u003c\/strong\u003e you’ll ever slap on your ride. Introducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"211\"\u003e\"On My Way to RFK ADHD or Depression Camp\"\u003c\/strong\u003e decal—because nothing says \u003cstrong data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"263\"\u003e2024 political chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e like a \u003cstrong data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"315\"\u003efake mental wellness camp run by RFK Jr.\u003c\/strong\u003e If you’ve got \u003cstrong data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"413\"\u003eADHD, depression, or just a deep-seated need to make strangers question reality\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"444\"\u003etrump sticker parody\u003c\/strong\u003e is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"479\"\u003ePick your poison:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"561\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"527\"\u003e\"RFK Jr.’s SuperBrain Focus™ ADHD Camp\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – Where distractions go to die.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"610\"\u003e\"RFK Jr.’s Stop Being Sad™ Wellness Camp\"\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sad? Not after this (probably).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e8.5” x 2.5”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this decal is \u003cstrong data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"723\"\u003eloud, proud, and impossible to ignore\u003c\/strong\u003e. Available as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"806\"\u003epremium weatherproof sticker or an ultra-thin neodymium magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"897\"\u003ebuilt for chaos, built to last, and built to confuse boomers at the gas station.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"967\"\u003eThe Ultimate Sticker Parody for Political Sh*tposters\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003eThis isn’t just a \u003cstrong data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003efunny decal\u003c\/strong\u003e—it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003ea full-on statement.\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1304\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003eADHD goblins\u003c\/strong\u003e who will never see RFK’s brain camp application through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003eDepression champions\u003c\/strong\u003e who know wellness camps aren’t fixing this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003ePolitical sh*tposters\u003c\/strong\u003e who want to keep everyone guessing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1304\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1302\"\u003eAnyone who thrives on chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003ePremium Weatherproof Vinyl – The Grift May Fade, but This Won’t\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003eRFK’s ideas might not hold up, but \u003cstrong data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003ethis sticker will.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1713\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003eUV-resistant print\u003c\/strong\u003e so it stays crisp through \u003cstrong data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003eyears of conspiracy theories.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003e100% waterproof and weatherproof\u003c\/strong\u003e—just like RFK Jr.’s tears after another \u003cstrong data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1621\"\u003eTwitter L.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1624\" data-end=\"1713\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1626\" data-end=\"1651\"\u003eUltra-strong adhesive\u003c\/strong\u003e because this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1665\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003etrump sticker parody\u003c\/strong\u003e isn’t going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1715\" data-end=\"1792\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1790\"\u003eUltra-Thin Neodymium Magnet – Removable, Just Like Political Loyalty\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1794\" data-end=\"1947\"\u003eNot ready for full commitment? \u003cstrong data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003eGet the magnet.\u003c\/strong\u003e All the same \u003cstrong data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"1880\"\u003epolitical nonsense\u003c\/strong\u003e, but removable when you need to \u003cstrong data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003eblend in with normal people.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003e20 mm neodymium strength\u003c\/strong\u003e grips like a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2044\"\u003eKennedy holding onto a bizarre medical opinion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2139\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2049\" data-end=\"2070\"\u003eUltra-thin design\u003c\/strong\u003e means it \u003cstrong data-start=\"2080\" data-end=\"2112\"\u003elooks exactly like a sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, but it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"2123\" data-end=\"2136\"\u003eremovable\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2140\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2142\" data-end=\"2171\"\u003eHand-cut and high quality\u003c\/strong\u003e, because \u003cstrong data-start=\"2181\" data-end=\"2215\"\u003enot everything can be a grift.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2219\" data-end=\"2302\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2223\" data-end=\"2300\"\u003eCold Weather Magnet Care – Don’t Let the Chill Warp Your Mind (or Magnet)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2304\" data-end=\"2429\"\u003eCold weather can \u003cstrong data-start=\"2321\" data-end=\"2341\"\u003ewarp your magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e, just like \u003cstrong data-start=\"2353\" data-end=\"2393\"\u003ecampaign trail stress warps reality.\u003c\/strong\u003e Here’s how to \u003cstrong data-start=\"2408\" data-end=\"2426\"\u003ekeep it stable\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2431\" data-end=\"2717\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2431\" data-end=\"2517\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2434\" data-end=\"2468\"\u003eWarm it up before application.\u003c\/strong\u003e A hairdryer works wonders. So does a warm car.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2518\" data-end=\"2613\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2521\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003eIf it warps, reheat and flatten it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Unlike RFK’s vaccine takes, this can be corrected.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2614\" data-end=\"2717\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2617\" data-end=\"2660\"\u003eStore indoors if it’s freezing outside.\u003c\/strong\u003e Conspiracies don’t die in the cold, but magnets might.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2719\" data-end=\"2766\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2722\" data-end=\"2764\"\u003eHow to Apply This Trump Sticker Parody\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2768\" data-end=\"2810\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2772\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003eSticker Application Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"3098\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"2888\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2815\" data-end=\"2837\"\u003eClean the surface.\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe away dust, dirt, and \u003cstrong data-start=\"2864\" data-end=\"2886\"\u003elibertarian tears.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2889\" data-end=\"2952\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2892\" data-end=\"2911\"\u003ePeel and stick.\u003c\/strong\u003e No hesitation. No regrets. Just vibes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2953\" data-end=\"3025\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"2956\" data-end=\"2983\"\u003eSmooth out air bubbles.\u003c\/strong\u003e Make it look \u003cstrong data-start=\"2997\" data-end=\"3023\"\u003eofficially ridiculous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3026\" data-end=\"3098\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"3029\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003eLet it set.\u003c\/strong\u003e Give it 24 hours—unlike RFK’s campaign credibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3100\" data-end=\"3141\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3104\" data-end=\"3139\"\u003eMagnet Application Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3143\" data-end=\"3407\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3143\" data-end=\"3210\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"3146\" data-end=\"3175\"\u003eClean your car’s surface.\u003c\/strong\u003e Even RFK would agree on hygiene.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3211\" data-end=\"3272\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"3214\" data-end=\"3242\"\u003eWarm it up if it’s cold.\u003c\/strong\u003e Don’t let the elements win.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3273\" data-end=\"3335\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3276\" data-end=\"3333\"\u003ePress it down and admire your commitment to nonsense.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3336\" data-end=\"3407\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"3339\" data-end=\"3364\"\u003eReposition as needed.\u003c\/strong\u003e Some days you need to be \u003cstrong data-start=\"3390\" data-end=\"3405\"\u003eundercover.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3409\" data-end=\"3474\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3412\" data-end=\"3472\"\u003eSeattle-Based Small Business – Not Funded by Big Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3476\" data-end=\"3835\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"3479\" data-end=\"3495\"\u003eFrog Mustard\u003c\/strong\u003e, we make \u003cstrong data-start=\"3505\" data-end=\"3551\"\u003efunny, weird, and slightly unhinged decals\u003c\/strong\u003e for those who appreciate \u003cstrong data-start=\"3577\" data-end=\"3596\"\u003epeak absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e We’re a \u003cstrong data-start=\"3605\" data-end=\"3637\"\u003eSeattle-based small business\u003c\/strong\u003e making stickers \u003cstrong data-start=\"3654\" data-end=\"3685\"\u003efor the chronically online.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every design is \u003cstrong data-start=\"3702\" data-end=\"3730\"\u003ehand-checked for quality\u003c\/strong\u003e—because if we’re going to \u003cstrong data-start=\"3757\" data-end=\"3801\"\u003emake people question reality in traffic,\u003c\/strong\u003e we’re going to \u003cstrong data-start=\"3817\" data-end=\"3833\"\u003edo it right.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3837\" data-end=\"3897\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3840\" data-end=\"3895\"\u003eGet This Trump Sticker Parody Before It Gets Banned\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3899\" data-end=\"4162\"\u003eYou’ve scrolled this far. 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You’ve \u003cstrong data-start=\"3948\" data-end=\"3991\"\u003eprobably been diagnosed with something.\u003c\/strong\u003e Now it’s time to \u003cstrong data-start=\"4009\" data-end=\"4021\"\u003esend it.\u003c\/strong\u003e Grab this \u003cstrong data-start=\"4032\" data-end=\"4056\"\u003etrump sticker parody\u003c\/strong\u003e today and let \u003cstrong data-start=\"4071\" data-end=\"4160\"\u003eeveryone know you’re on your way to RFK Jr.’s totally real, not-a-scam wellness camp.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker \/ DEPRESSION CAMP","offer_id":53071705014561,"sku":"27239980266926836052_Bumper83294","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sticker \/ ADHD CAMP","offer_id":53071705047329,"sku":"27239980266926836052_Bumper83294","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet \/ DEPRESSION CAMP","offer_id":53071705080097,"sku":"27239980266926836052_Bumper4CD01","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet \/ ADHD CAMP","offer_id":53071705112865,"sku":"27239980266926836052_Bumper4CD01","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet \/ DEPRESSION CAMP","offer_id":53071705145633,"sku":"27239980266926836052_Bumper83294","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet \/ ADHD CAMP","offer_id":53071705178401,"sku":"XL ADHD","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/on-my-way-to-rfk-jrs-adhddepression-camp-5605632.jpg?v=1784868108","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/on-my-way-to-rfk-jrs-adhd-depression-camp","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}