{"product_id":"pee-is-stored-in-the-balls-albert-einstein-1879","title":"Pee is Stored in the Balls - Albert Einstein, 1879","description":"\u003ch2 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker – \"Pee Is Stored in the Balls - Albert Einstein\" Vinyl Decal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that Albert Einstein would’ve definitely endorsed if he had a Facebook account in 1879: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Pee Is Stored in the Balls - Albert Einstein, 1879.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8.5\" x 2.5\" weatherproof vinyl or 20mm magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is not just a sticker—it’s a declaration of chaotic knowledge. 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