{"product_id":"piss-now-shit-later","title":"Piss Now, Shit Later","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"183\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"181\"\u003ePiss Now, Shit Later – Bumper Sticker OR Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"254\"\u003eIntroduction: The Bumper Sticker Your Therapist Warned You About\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eLet’s cut the crap (literally). This is the \u003cstrong data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"340\"\u003e“Piss Now, Shit Later” Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, the only piece of vinyl you’ll ever slap on your ride that simultaneously embodies philosophy, performance art, and unhinged bathroom scheduling. Inspired by the George Bush “now watch this drive” meme and mashed up with those drama\/theater masks you had to pretend to care about in 9th grade English, this design is a declaration of priorities: hit the gas now, deal with the consequences later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"877\"\u003eAvailable in both sticker and magnet form, this 8.5\" x 2.5\" slab of chaos is a road-ready reminder that urgency always beats dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"882\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"946\"\u003eDesign Breakdown: George Bush Meme Meets Thespian Chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003eThe design features the classic tragic\/comic drama masks fused with the eternal wisdom of “Piss Now, Shit Later,” drawing direct inspiration from the legendary George Bush “now watch this drive” meme. It’s theater for your tailgate. Comedy, tragedy, and bowel urgency—wrapped in a single rectangle of Frog Mustard glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1276\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1327\"\u003eWhy This Isn’t Just Another Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1511\"\u003eThis isn’t the gas station-adjacent garbage that peels off after one rainstorm. This is \u003cstrong data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1455\"\u003epremium UV and weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e, cut and printed in the USA by Frog Mustard Stickers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1835\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1572\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1572\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5” x 2.5” — the golden ratio for car snark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1573\" data-end=\"1637\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1637\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1588\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick, unapologetic vinyl with a matte finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1652\"\u003eOptions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sticker OR 30mil \u003cstrong data-start=\"1670\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003eextra thick magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e that clings to your bumper like guilt after Taco Bell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1835\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1835\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1767\"\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rain? Sun? Snow? The void in your soul? It laughs at all of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1837\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1845\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eSpecifications at a Glance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"2266\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"1917\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"1917\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"1897\"\u003eAvailable as:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sticker or Magnet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1918\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1920\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1920\" data-end=\"1929\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5\" x 2.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1944\" data-end=\"2006\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"2006\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"1959\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium UV\/weatherproof vinyl, non-laminated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2007\" data-end=\"2061\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2009\" data-end=\"2061\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2009\" data-end=\"2028\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30mil thick, heavy-duty option\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2062\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2064\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2064\" data-end=\"2076\"\u003eMade in:\u003c\/strong\u003e USA (WA state, baby)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2188\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2188\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2115\"\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Free within the U.S., 1–3 business days processing, worldwide delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2189\" data-end=\"2266\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2191\" data-end=\"2266\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2191\" data-end=\"2203\"\u003eCompany:\u003c\/strong\u003e Frog Mustard Stickers, the freaks who make “insane” road art\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2268\" data-end=\"2271\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2273\" data-end=\"2321\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2276\" data-end=\"2319\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet: Choose Your Fighter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2322\" data-end=\"2340\"\u003eSticker Mode\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2341\" data-end=\"2478\"\u003eSlap it. Forget it. Bond it to your car like trauma. Once it’s on, it’s on—this sticker isn’t peeling unless you pry it off with tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2480\" data-end=\"2497\"\u003eMagnet Mode\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2498\" data-end=\"2708\"\u003eFor the indecisive among us: commit, but not really. The 30mil thick magnet sticks harder than your last bad idea, but you can pop it off whenever you need to pass a smog check or hide evidence from your HOA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2710\" data-end=\"2713\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2715\" data-end=\"2748\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2718\" data-end=\"2746\"\u003eApplication Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"2749\" data-end=\"2962\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2749\" data-end=\"2803\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2803\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2773\"\u003eClean the surface\u003c\/strong\u003e (or don’t, we’re not cops).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2804\" data-end=\"2881\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2807\" data-end=\"2881\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2807\" data-end=\"2822\"\u003eSlap it on.\u003c\/strong\u003e Really lean into it. Pretend it’s an ex you’re blocking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"2962\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2885\" data-end=\"2962\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2885\" data-end=\"2906\"\u003eAdmire your work.\u003c\/strong\u003e Step back, crack a beer, let the neighbors judge you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2964\" data-end=\"3085\"\u003eMagnets? Even easier. Throw it on a metal surface and walk away like you’re in an explosion scene from an action movie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3087\" data-end=\"3090\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3092\" data-end=\"3141\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3095\" data-end=\"3139\"\u003eDurability That Laughs at the Apocalypse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3142\" data-end=\"3394\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3142\" data-end=\"3226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3144\" data-end=\"3226\"\u003eUV-resistant inks mean your sticker won’t fade even if you park in Death Valley.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3227\" data-end=\"3311\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3229\" data-end=\"3311\"\u003eWeatherproof vinyl = not afraid of rain, snow, sleet, or your dog’s piss stream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3312\" data-end=\"3394\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3314\" data-end=\"3394\"\u003eBuilt to survive road trips, car washes, and your questionable life decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3396\" data-end=\"3399\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3401\" data-end=\"3458\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3404\" data-end=\"3456\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Fulfillment: Fast and Free in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3459\" data-end=\"3664\"\u003eWe ship from \u003cstrong data-start=\"3472\" data-end=\"3509\"\u003eWA state within 1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e because waiting is for cowards. Free U.S. shipping is included, and yes, we’ll send it worldwide so you can confuse border patrol in multiple languages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3666\" data-end=\"3669\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3671\" data-end=\"3707\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3674\" data-end=\"3705\"\u003eAbout Frog Mustard Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3708\" data-end=\"3991\"\u003eWe’re Frog Mustard — the sticker company your mom warned you about. Featured in the New York Times, sold in Zumiez, and plastered on thousands of bumpers across America. We specialize in weatherproof chaos: over 300 designs of pure “why would anyone put this on their car?” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3993\" data-end=\"4126\"\u003eEverything is designed, printed, and shipped in the USA by people who think vinyl stickers are a higher art form than oil painting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4128\" data-end=\"4131\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4133\" data-end=\"4159\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4136\" data-end=\"4157\"\u003eWhy You Need This\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"4160\" data-end=\"4360\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4160\" data-end=\"4209\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4162\" data-end=\"4209\"\u003eBecause life is too short for boring bumpers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4210\" data-end=\"4283\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4212\" data-end=\"4283\"\u003eBecause the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"4231\" data-end=\"4255\"\u003e“Piss Now, Shit Later”\u003c\/em\u003e belongs in your driveway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4284\" data-end=\"4360\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4286\" data-end=\"4360\"\u003eBecause strangers on the freeway deserve to know your bathroom strategy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4362\" data-end=\"4365\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4367\" data-end=\"4396\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4370\" data-end=\"4394\"\u003eFinal Call to Action\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4397\" data-end=\"4662\"\u003eDon’t wait until later. Piss now. Buy now. Stick this \u003cstrong data-start=\"4451\" data-end=\"4492\"\u003e“Piss Now, Shit Later” Bumper Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e (or magnet) on your car and achieve instant legend status. Add it to your cart, unleash chaos on the highway, and let Frog Mustard turn your ride into performance art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4397\" data-end=\"4662\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071716876577,"sku":"piss now sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071716909345,"sku":"49762255648354541303_BumperD3660","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071716942113,"sku":"sku-51535806103831","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/piss-now-shit-later-3343179.jpg?v=1784868173","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/piss-now-shit-later","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}