{"product_id":"powered-by-vyvanse","title":"Powered by Vyvanse","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex-shrink-0 flex flex-col relative items-end\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pt-0\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gizmo-bot-avatar flex h-8 w-8 items-center justify-center overflow-hidden rounded-full\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePowered by Vyvanse Sticker – The Ultimate ADHD Sticker for Maximum Focus (or Chaos)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b331d8fe-6add-40ad-80e0-4d133495bd16\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Powered by Vyvanse Sticker is for those who understand that productivity is a scam, but sometimes you’ve gotta trick your brain into functioning anyway. 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