{"product_id":"shes-bwoken-hes-woke","title":"She's Bwoken (He's Woke)","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eShe’s Bwoken (He’s Woke) – Woke Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eConfusing. Loud. Emotionally Concerning. Just Like You.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"739\"\u003eEvery once in a while, a \u003cstrong data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"648\"\u003ewoke sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e comes along that makes people stop, squint, and ask:\u003cbr data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"704\"\u003e“...What the hell happened here?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eThis is that sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"972\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"796\"\u003e“She’s Bwoken (He’s Woke)”\u003c\/strong\u003e is not a political statement. It’s not even a coherent one. It’s a declaration of chaos. A 3AM tweet turned into vinyl. A breakup text you accidentally posted to your story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003ePrinted in bold, highway-readable text, this 8.5\" x 2.5\" sticker was made for one thing and one thing only: making other drivers deeply uncomfortable for reasons they can’t quite name. And that’s the dream, isn’t it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1197\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eIs It About Politics or Relationships? Yes.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003ewoke sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e doesn’t take sides—it takes emotional hostages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1535\"\u003e“She’s Bwoken (He’s Woke)” could be about that relationship you’re definitely not over. Or the way your ex keeps reposting activist infographics while being emotionally unavailable. Or maybe it’s just about vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003eThere’s no one meaning here. And that’s what makes it powerful. You are the unreliable narrator of your own bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1656\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003eSome interpretations include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003eHe dumped her but he \u003cem data-start=\"1710\" data-end=\"1737\"\u003edonates to mutual aid now\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1742\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003eShe ghosted him after one ayahuasca retreat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1790\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003eYou’re both equally unwell and airing it out in traffic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1848\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003eThis is a metaphor for capitalism. Or horoscopes. You decide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1915\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003eIt’s like performance art, but meaner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1955\" data-end=\"1958\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"1992\"\u003eWhy This Woke Sticker Slaps\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"2216\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2030\"\u003ePeople will ask if you’re okay\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2033\" data-end=\"2088\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2035\" data-end=\"2088\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2035\" data-end=\"2086\"\u003eYou can say “it’s a metaphor” and never explain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2089\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2091\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2091\" data-end=\"2159\"\u003eIt makes right-wingers AND astrology girls equally uncomfortable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2216\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2164\" data-end=\"2216\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2164\" data-end=\"2214\"\u003eIt’s cheaper than therapy and harder to ignore\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2218\" data-end=\"2355\"\u003ePerfect for overthinkers, chronic subtweeters, sad-girl summer lifers, and people who’ve emotionally healed just enough to make it funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2357\" data-end=\"2360\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2362\" data-end=\"2397\"\u003eSpecs for Emotional Durability\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2399\" data-end=\"2739\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2399\" data-end=\"2434\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2401\" data-end=\"2434\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2401\" data-end=\"2410\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5\" wide x 2.5\" tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2489\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2489\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2450\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2490\" data-end=\"2553\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2492\" data-end=\"2553\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2492\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Semi-gloss – catches sunlight and bad decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2554\" data-end=\"2608\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2556\" data-end=\"2608\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2556\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003eSticker option:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent. Like your feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2609\" data-end=\"2661\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2661\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2631\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Removable. Like his values.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2662\" data-end=\"2739\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2664\" data-end=\"2739\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2664\" data-end=\"2692\"\u003eMagnet upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Strong enough for cold climates. Unlike you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003eWe’re a small business. We don’t mass-produce feelings. But we \u003cstrong data-start=\"2804\" data-end=\"2810\"\u003edo\u003c\/strong\u003e print them in bold fonts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"2841\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2879\"\u003eWhere to Slap This Woke Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2881\" data-end=\"3210\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2881\" data-end=\"2951\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2883\" data-end=\"2951\"\u003eBack bumper (right next to the chipped paint from that \"accident\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2952\" data-end=\"2993\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2954\" data-end=\"2993\"\u003eLaptop (perfect for your local co-op)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2994\" data-end=\"3048\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2996\" data-end=\"3048\"\u003eRear windshield (ideal for ex-spotting in traffic)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3049\" data-end=\"3105\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3051\" data-end=\"3105\"\u003eHydro Flask (next to the “It’s okay to cry” sticker)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3106\" data-end=\"3157\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3108\" data-end=\"3157\"\u003eSuitcase (so TSA knows you’re going through it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3158\" data-end=\"3210\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3160\" data-end=\"3210\"\u003eTherapy journal (do not recommend, but tempting)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3212\" data-end=\"3319\"\u003eWherever it lands, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"3236\" data-end=\"3252\"\u003ewoke sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e speaks volumes without ever explaining a thing. Just like your ex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3321\" data-end=\"3324\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3326\" data-end=\"3374\"\u003eSticker vs Magnet – Choose Your Trauma Bond\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3376\" data-end=\"3397\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3376\" data-end=\"3395\"\u003eSticker Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3398\" data-end=\"3465\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3398\" data-end=\"3416\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3400\" data-end=\"3416\"\u003eSticks forever\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3417\" data-end=\"3465\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3419\" data-end=\"3465\"\u003eJust like the time he “forgot” your birthday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3467\" data-end=\"3488\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3467\" data-end=\"3486\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3489\" data-end=\"3595\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3489\" data-end=\"3501\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3491\" data-end=\"3501\"\u003eReusable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3502\" data-end=\"3595\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3504\" data-end=\"3595\"\u003eFor people still figuring out where they stand (emotionally, politically, geographically)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3597\" data-end=\"3626\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3597\" data-end=\"3624\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3627\" data-end=\"3671\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3627\" data-end=\"3671\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3629\" data-end=\"3671\"\u003eFor colder climates and colder shoulders\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3673\" data-end=\"3764\"\u003eP.S. Modern bumpers are often plastic—test with a magnet first or just commit to the vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3766\" data-end=\"3769\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3771\" data-end=\"3822\"\u003eApplication Guide for the Spiritually Unstable\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3824\" data-end=\"3851\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3824\" data-end=\"3849\"\u003eSticker Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3852\" data-end=\"4046\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3852\" data-end=\"3874\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3855\" data-end=\"3874\"\u003eClean the surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3875\" data-end=\"3933\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3878\" data-end=\"3933\"\u003ePeel \u0026amp; apply with bold, possibly misguided confidence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3934\" data-end=\"3989\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3937\" data-end=\"3989\"\u003ePress firmly (like you wish he’d done emotionally)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3990\" data-end=\"4046\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3993\" data-end=\"4046\"\u003eLet cure for 24 hours before any more bad decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4048\" data-end=\"4074\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4048\" data-end=\"4072\"\u003eMagnet Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"4075\" data-end=\"4214\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4075\" data-end=\"4104\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4078\" data-end=\"4104\"\u003eClean, dry metal surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4105\" data-end=\"4154\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4108\" data-end=\"4154\"\u003eStick it on like it’s someone else’s problem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"4155\" data-end=\"4214\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4158\" data-end=\"4214\"\u003eRemove \u0026amp; reapply as needed (like your coping mechanisms)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4216\" data-end=\"4219\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4221\" data-end=\"4260\"\u003eFAQs – Emotionally Charged Edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4262\" data-end=\"4295\"\u003eIs this sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4296\" data-end=\"4369\"\u003eYes. Waterproof, weatherproof, and resistant to emotional accountability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4371\" data-end=\"4411\"\u003eWill this start fights in traffic?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4412\" data-end=\"4500\"\u003eMaybe. But they won’t win. Because you’ve already won by turning your issues into décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4502\" data-end=\"4522\"\u003eCan I gift it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4523\" data-end=\"4656\"\u003eAbsolutely. For your chronically online friend, your messy cousin, your ex (anonymously), or yourself—because healing is a journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4658\" data-end=\"4661\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4663\" data-end=\"4705\"\u003eFinal Thoughts From Your For-You Page\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4707\" data-end=\"4796\"\u003eThis is not just a \u003cstrong data-start=\"4726\" data-end=\"4742\"\u003ewoke sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e. It’s a red flag. A cry for help. A personal brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4798\" data-end=\"4934\"\u003eIt’s the sticker version of saying “I’m fine” while typing in all lowercase. It’s messy, tragic, poetic, and hilarious. Just like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4936\" data-end=\"5022\"\u003eWhether you're laughing, crying, or both at the same time—this sticker belongs to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5024\" data-end=\"5113\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5024\" data-end=\"5054\"\u003eBuy it. Slap it. Bwoke it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"5054\" data-end=\"5057\"\u003eWe promise not to ask questions. But everyone else will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4321\" data-end=\"4461\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071704162593,"sku":"Woke Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071704195361,"sku":"Woke Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071704228129,"sku":"sku-51535804629271","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/shes-bwoken-hes-woke-1410055.jpg?v=1784868099","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/shes-bwoken-hes-woke","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}