{"product_id":"so-you-hate-me-raccoon","title":"\"So you hate me...\" (Raccoon)","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eSo You Hate Me Raccoon Sticker – Premium Vinyl Decal \u0026amp; Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eUnhinged? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003eNothing screams \u003cstrong data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e\"I live for drama\"\u003c\/strong\u003e quite like a \u003cstrong data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eraccoon sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e that demands attention. 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Just vibes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3047\" data-end=\"3094\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3050\" data-end=\"3092\"\u003eWhy Our Stickers \u0026amp; Magnets Slap Harder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3096\" data-end=\"3351\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3099\" data-end=\"3127\"\u003eNo cheap glossy nonsense\u003c\/strong\u003e – We don’t do \u003cstrong data-start=\"3142\" data-end=\"3179\"\u003eflimsy gas station-tier stickers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3179\" data-end=\"3182\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3185\" data-end=\"3210\"\u003eNo sad, peeling edges\u003c\/strong\u003e – This \u003cstrong data-start=\"3218\" data-end=\"3247\"\u003ebad boy is built to LAST.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3247\" data-end=\"3250\"\u003e🚫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3253\" data-end=\"3313\"\u003eNo weak magnets that slide off the second the wind blows\u003c\/strong\u003e – Our \u003cstrong data-start=\"3320\" data-end=\"3349\"\u003e20mm backing holds tight.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3353\" data-end=\"3476\"\u003eEvery \u003cstrong data-start=\"3359\" data-end=\"3378\"\u003eraccoon sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is designed, tested, and packed by real humans (\u003cstrong data-start=\"3427\" data-end=\"3453\"\u003enot a soulless factory\u003c\/strong\u003e) and ships \u003cstrong data-start=\"3465\" data-end=\"3474\"\u003eFAST.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3478\" data-end=\"3543\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3481\" data-end=\"3541\"\u003eThe Ultimate Guide to Where to Slap This Raccoon Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3545\" data-end=\"3957\"\u003e🏎️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"3549\" data-end=\"3568\"\u003eYour car bumper\u003c\/strong\u003e – Let tailgaters know they’ve made \u003cstrong data-start=\"3604\" data-end=\"3627\"\u003ea terrible mistake.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3627\" data-end=\"3630\"\u003e💻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3633\" data-end=\"3648\"\u003eYour laptop\u003c\/strong\u003e – Confuse your coworkers \u003cstrong data-start=\"3674\" data-end=\"3692\"\u003eon Zoom calls.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3692\" data-end=\"3695\"\u003e💧 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3698\" data-end=\"3719\"\u003eYour water bottle\u003c\/strong\u003e – Hydrate with \u003cstrong data-start=\"3735\" data-end=\"3755\"\u003eunhinged energy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3755\" data-end=\"3758\"\u003e🛠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"3762\" data-end=\"3778\"\u003eYour toolbox\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because \u003cstrong data-start=\"3789\" data-end=\"3823\"\u003eeven your tools deserve chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3823\" data-end=\"3826\"\u003e🚪 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3829\" data-end=\"3844\"\u003eYour fridge\u003c\/strong\u003e – To remind house guests \u003cstrong data-start=\"3870\" data-end=\"3899\"\u003ewho they’re dealing with.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3899\" data-end=\"3902\"\u003e📮 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3905\" data-end=\"3929\"\u003eYour enemy’s mailbox\u003c\/strong\u003e – Kidding. \u003cstrong data-start=\"3941\" data-end=\"3955\"\u003e(Unless…?)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3959\" data-end=\"4016\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3962\" data-end=\"4014\"\u003eHow to Get This Raccoon Sticker Before It’s Gone\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4018\" data-end=\"4215\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4021\" data-end=\"4043\"\u003eBuy 2, Get 1 FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e Hoard them like a \u003cstrong data-start=\"4062\" data-end=\"4084\"\u003eferal trash panda.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4084\" data-end=\"4087\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4090\" data-end=\"4113\"\u003eFREE U.S. shipping!\u003c\/strong\u003e No secret fees, just \u003cstrong data-start=\"4135\" data-end=\"4156\"\u003estickers \u0026amp; vibes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4156\" data-end=\"4159\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"4162\" data-end=\"4182\"\u003eLimited edition!\u003c\/strong\u003e Once it’s gone, \u003cstrong data-start=\"4199\" data-end=\"4213\"\u003eit’s gone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4217\" data-end=\"4282\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4220\" data-end=\"4280\"\u003eReal Talk – Why Small Biz Stickers Are the Best Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4284\" data-end=\"4497\"\u003eThis isn’t some \u003cstrong data-start=\"4300\" data-end=\"4336\"\u003ecorporate assembly-line sticker.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"4347\" data-end=\"4391\"\u003echaos-infused, high-quality piece of art\u003c\/strong\u003e made by \u003cstrong data-start=\"4400\" data-end=\"4416\"\u003eFrog Mustard\u003c\/strong\u003e, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"4422\" data-end=\"4443\"\u003esmall biz legends\u003c\/strong\u003e behind \u003cstrong data-start=\"4451\" data-end=\"4495\"\u003ethe internet’s favorite bumper stickers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4499\" data-end=\"4675\"\u003eWe make \u003cstrong data-start=\"4507\" data-end=\"4575\"\u003ethe funniest, most absurd, road-rage-inducing stickers \u0026amp; 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