{"product_id":"sorry-for-speeding-but-my-dog-is-at-home-alone","title":"Sorry for Speeding! But My Dog is at Home Alone","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSorry for Speeding, But My Dog is Home Alone Sticker – The Funniest Dog Sticker for True Pet Parents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sorry for Speeding, But My Dog is Home Alone Sticker is for those who \u003cstrong\u003eunderstand the stress of knowing their pup is waiting, have a deep emotional bond with their dog, and believe that \u003cem\u003egetting home to their fur baby\u003c\/em\u003e is a valid legal defense.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🐶 I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY. 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