{"product_id":"sorry-for-speeding-im-trying-to-outrun-larry","title":"Sorry for Speeding I'm Trying to Outrun Larry","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"536\"\u003eA Meme Sticker for Drivers Being Actively Hunted by Internet Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eThis isn’t just a \u003cstrong data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"642\"\u003ememe sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e—it’s a warning. A confession. A cry for help.\u003cbr data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"691\"\u003eBecause if you’re speeding, you’re not reckless.\u003cbr data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eYou’re just trying to outrun Larry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003eYou know Larry. Or you’ve felt him watching. Larry is the cat-shaped internet ghost that slips through timelines, glitches into memes, and shows up wherever peace once lived. He’s part feline, part threat, full chaos. Like John Pork’s evil twin. Like if Garfield and an SCP creature had a baby in a nuclear facility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1101\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eYou can't stop him. You can only try to stay ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003eWho Is Larry?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1444\"\u003eLarry is that cursed cat meme. The one that shows up in group chats at 3AM. The one that haunts Instagram slideshows and gas station bathrooms. He’s feral. He’s viral. He’s always one frame closer than you expect. And now, he’s chasing you down I-5 in broad daylight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1600\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003ememe sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e exists for anyone being spiritually pursued by unexplainable internet energy. And it belongs on your bumper before Larry catches up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003eWho Needs This Meme Sticker?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003eThis sticker is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1985\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003ePeople who are Too Online™\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1693\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1695\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003eFolks who use group chats like therapy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1738\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eDrivers with anime profile pics and permanent sunglasses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003eAnyone who’s ever posted “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?” unironically\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1873\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003eCat lovers with a healthy fear of cursed pixels\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1925\" data-end=\"1985\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1927\" data-end=\"1985\"\u003eTerminally offline drivers trying to fit in with the youth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1987\" data-end=\"2106\"\u003eIf you’ve ever yelled “JOHN PORK IS CALLING” in public—or screamed “LARRY??” when your phone glitches—this one’s yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2108\" data-end=\"2111\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003eProduct Specs – Built to Outlast the Cat\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2158\" data-end=\"2497\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2158\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2160\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2160\" data-end=\"2169\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5″ × 2.5″\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2225\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2225\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2199\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick, waterproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2284\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2228\" data-end=\"2284\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2228\" data-end=\"2239\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Semi-gloss (reflective, like Larry’s eyes)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2285\" data-end=\"2343\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2343\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2307\"\u003eSticker version:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent. You can’t run forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2344\" data-end=\"2429\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2346\" data-end=\"2429\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2346\" data-end=\"2366\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Repositionable—because Larry’s never in the same place twice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2430\" data-end=\"2497\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2432\" data-end=\"2497\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2432\" data-end=\"2460\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold-proof. Larry thrives in winter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2499\" data-end=\"2609\"\u003ePrinted by a small biz that is definitely being watched by Larry right now. Please buy this before he sees it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2614\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2636\"\u003eWhere to Stick It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2638\" data-end=\"2889\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2638\" data-end=\"2695\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2640\" data-end=\"2695\"\u003eRear bumper (so people know what you’re running from)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2696\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2698\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003eLaptop—because Larry lives in Google Docs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2742\" data-end=\"2773\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2744\" data-end=\"2773\"\u003eHydro Flask or water bottle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2774\" data-end=\"2809\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2776\" data-end=\"2809\"\u003eFridge where you hide the ranch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2810\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003eBathroom mirror if you want to test your luck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2860\" data-end=\"2889\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2862\" data-end=\"2889\"\u003eYour most cursed possession\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2891\" data-end=\"2933\"\u003eLet Larry chase your \u003cem data-start=\"2912\" data-end=\"2917\"\u003ecar\u003c\/em\u003e, not your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2935\" data-end=\"2938\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2940\" data-end=\"2987\"\u003eSticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Escape Plan\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2989\" data-end=\"3015\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2989\" data-end=\"3013\"\u003eSticker (Permanent):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3016\" data-end=\"3064\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3016\" data-end=\"3064\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3064\"\u003eOnce you stick it, it’s you vs. Larry forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3066\" data-end=\"3088\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3066\" data-end=\"3086\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3089\" data-end=\"3150\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3089\" data-end=\"3150\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3091\" data-end=\"3150\"\u003eGood if you move a lot. Bad if you forget where you put it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3152\" data-end=\"3182\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3152\" data-end=\"3180\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3183\" data-end=\"3230\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3183\" data-end=\"3230\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3185\" data-end=\"3230\"\u003eSurvives cold climates and spiritual warfare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3232\" data-end=\"3317\"\u003e(Warning: Magnets won’t stick to most plastic bumpers—try your trunk or side panels.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3319\" data-end=\"3322\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3324\" data-end=\"3370\"\u003eApplication Ritual (Yes, It’s a Ritual Now)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3372\" data-end=\"3384\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3372\" data-end=\"3384\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3386\" data-end=\"3542\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3386\" data-end=\"3426\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3389\" data-end=\"3426\"\u003eClean the surface with blessed soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3427\" data-end=\"3469\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3430\" data-end=\"3469\"\u003eWhisper “he’s not real” while peeling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3470\" data-end=\"3534\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3473\" data-end=\"3534\"\u003eApply firmly while making peace with your digital footprint\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3535\" data-end=\"3542\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3538\" data-end=\"3542\"\u003ePray\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3544\" data-end=\"3555\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3544\" data-end=\"3555\"\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3557\" data-end=\"3649\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3557\" data-end=\"3599\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3560\" data-end=\"3599\"\u003eGently slap it on your escape vehicle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3600\" data-end=\"3632\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3603\" data-end=\"3632\"\u003eDrive like Larry is gaining\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3633\" data-end=\"3649\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3636\" data-end=\"3649\"\u003eHe is gaining\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3651\" data-end=\"3654\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3656\" data-end=\"3678\"\u003eFAQ – Larry Edition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3680\" data-end=\"3699\"\u003eWho is Larry?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3700\" data-end=\"3788\"\u003eHe’s the meme cat. Not \u003cem data-start=\"3723\" data-end=\"3726\"\u003ea\u003c\/em\u003e meme cat. \u003cstrong data-start=\"3737\" data-end=\"3744\"\u003eTHE\u003c\/strong\u003e meme cat. You’ll know when he’s behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3790\" data-end=\"3823\"\u003eIs this sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3824\" data-end=\"3873\"\u003eYes. It has to be. Larry follows through puddles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3875\" data-end=\"3919\"\u003eWill this make people honk at me less?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3920\" data-end=\"3994\"\u003eNo. But it might make them back off once they realize you’re being chased.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3996\" data-end=\"4025\"\u003eIs this sticker cursed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4026\" data-end=\"4037\"\u003eNo comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4039\" data-end=\"4042\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4044\" data-end=\"4065\"\u003eFinal Transmission\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4067\" data-end=\"4239\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"4072\" data-end=\"4088\"\u003ememe sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e isn’t for normies. It’s for those of us who know that the internet has changed. That memes aren’t safe. That Larry lurks behind every scroll and honk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4241\" data-end=\"4351\"\u003eSlap this on your car and embrace the chase.\u003cbr data-start=\"4285\" data-end=\"4288\"\u003eYou might not escape him. 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