{"product_id":"the-only-tism-i-got-is-patriotism","title":"The Only 'Tism I Got is Patriotism","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"812\" data-start=\"762\"\u003eThe Only ’Tism I Got is Patriotism – USA Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"850\" data-start=\"814\"\u003eRed, White, Blue, and Unmedicated\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"996\" data-start=\"852\"\u003eYou ever hear a bald eagle scream so loud it shatters a can of Coors Light?\u003cbr data-end=\"930\" data-start=\"927\"\u003eThat’s the energy this \u003cstrong data-end=\"968\" data-start=\"953\"\u003eUSA sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e brings to your back bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"998\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1038\" data-start=\"998\"\u003e“The Only ’Tism I Got is Patriotism”\u003c\/strong\u003e is not a medical diagnosis—it’s a warning. A statement. A \u003cem data-end=\"1103\" data-start=\"1097\"\u003evibe\u003c\/em\u003e. It’s the kind of sticker that comes with a free audio hallucination of Toby Keith yelling at a Tesla.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1294\" data-start=\"1208\"\u003eIf you’ve ever had to clarify you’re “not that kind of online,” this was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1299\" data-start=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1326\" data-start=\"1301\"\u003ePatriotism? Diagnosed.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1479\" data-start=\"1328\"\u003eThis USA sticker wasn’t made in a lab. It was \u003cstrong data-end=\"1417\" data-start=\"1374\"\u003eforged in the heart of a tailgate party\u003c\/strong\u003e, fed nothing but Miller High Life and reruns of Duck Dynasty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1524\" data-start=\"1481\"\u003eYou don’t need a therapy session. You need:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1660\" data-start=\"1526\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1539\" data-start=\"1526\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1539\" data-start=\"1528\"\u003eFireworks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1561\" data-start=\"1540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1561\" data-start=\"1542\"\u003eGas station jerky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1584\" data-start=\"1562\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1584\" data-start=\"1564\"\u003eA lifted Silverado\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1660\" data-start=\"1585\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1660\" data-start=\"1587\"\u003eAnd a bumper sticker that screams FREEDOM louder than your parole officer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1759\" data-start=\"1662\"\u003eThis isn’t a sticker. It’s your political compass with two directions:\u003cbr data-end=\"1735\" data-start=\"1732\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1759\" data-start=\"1735\"\u003eStraight and pissed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1764\" data-start=\"1761\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1796\" data-start=\"1766\"\u003eWho Needs This USA Sticker?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1818\" data-start=\"1798\"\u003eThis sticker is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2100\" data-start=\"1820\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1861\" data-start=\"1820\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1861\" data-start=\"1822\"\u003ePeople who own 7 pairs of camo shorts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1924\" data-start=\"1862\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1924\" data-start=\"1864\"\u003ePatriots with a love\/hate relationship with the government\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1983\" data-start=\"1925\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1983\" data-start=\"1927\"\u003eDudes named Dusty who scream “1776” during court dates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2028\" data-start=\"1984\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2028\" data-start=\"1986\"\u003eMoms who bedazzle flags onto their Crocs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2100\" data-start=\"2029\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2100\" data-start=\"2031\"\u003eAnyone who’s ever yelled “I PAY YOUR SALARY” at a 17-year-old barista\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2251\" data-start=\"2102\"\u003eIf you’ve ever debated a speeding ticket by reciting the Constitution \u003cem data-end=\"2185\" data-start=\"2172\"\u003efrom memory\u003c\/em\u003e, this sticker goes right next to your \"Don’t Tread on Me\" tattoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2256\" data-start=\"2253\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2312\" data-start=\"2258\"\u003eProduct Specs – Built Ford Tough (But for Stickers)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2656\" data-start=\"2314\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2385\" data-start=\"2314\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2385\" data-start=\"2316\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2325\" data-start=\"2316\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5” x 2.5” – because anything smaller would be socialist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2445\" data-start=\"2386\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2445\" data-start=\"2388\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2401\" data-start=\"2388\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Commercial-grade vinyl, semi-gloss finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2513\" data-start=\"2446\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2513\" data-start=\"2448\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2468\" data-start=\"2448\"\u003eSticker Version:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent (like your 4th of July hangover)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2571\" data-start=\"2514\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2571\" data-start=\"2516\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2536\" data-start=\"2516\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Swappable for different counties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2656\" data-start=\"2572\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2656\" data-start=\"2574\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2602\" data-start=\"2574\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold-resistant for winters in Montana or family court\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2762\" data-start=\"2658\"\u003eEach \u003cstrong data-end=\"2678\" data-start=\"2663\"\u003eUSA sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is printed by a small business that values two things: \u003cem data-end=\"2743\" data-start=\"2734\"\u003efreedom\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem data-end=\"2761\" data-start=\"2748\"\u003ethick vinyl\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2767\" data-start=\"2764\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2788\" data-start=\"2769\"\u003eWhere to Slap It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"3090\" data-start=\"2790\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2862\" data-start=\"2790\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2862\" data-start=\"2792\"\u003eYour truck’s bumper (right between the mudflaps and the NRA sticker)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2878\" data-start=\"2863\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2878\" data-start=\"2865\"\u003eYour cooler\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2903\" data-start=\"2879\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2903\" data-start=\"2881\"\u003eYour uncle’s jet ski\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2952\" data-start=\"2904\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2952\" data-start=\"2906\"\u003eYour grill (bonus if it’s shaped like a pig)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3026\" data-start=\"2953\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3026\" data-start=\"2955\"\u003eThe back of a bald eagle taxidermy if you’re \u003cem data-end=\"3008\" data-start=\"3000\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e about that life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3090\" data-start=\"3027\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3090\" data-start=\"3029\"\u003eThe fridge you keep in the garage exclusively for Bud Heavies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3148\" data-start=\"3092\"\u003eBasically: wherever liberty lives, this sticker belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3153\" data-start=\"3150\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3207\" data-start=\"3155\"\u003eMagnet vs Sticker – What Kind of Patriot Are You?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3223\" data-start=\"3209\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3221\" data-start=\"3209\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"3264\" data-start=\"3224\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3237\" data-start=\"3224\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3237\" data-start=\"3226\"\u003ePermanent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3264\" data-start=\"3238\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3264\" data-start=\"3240\"\u003eBecause freedom sticks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3288\" data-start=\"3266\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3286\" data-start=\"3266\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"3342\" data-start=\"3289\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3302\" data-start=\"3289\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3302\" data-start=\"3291\"\u003eSwappable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3342\" data-start=\"3303\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3342\" data-start=\"3305\"\u003eFor folks who change counties often\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3374\" data-start=\"3344\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3372\" data-start=\"3344\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"3432\" data-start=\"3375\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3432\" data-start=\"3375\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3432\" data-start=\"3377\"\u003eBuilt for freezing temps and fiery Facebook arguments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3571\" data-start=\"3434\"\u003eAnd yes, \u003cstrong data-end=\"3478\" data-start=\"3443\"\u003emost modern bumpers are plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e, so slap magnets on the trunk, doors, or any part of your ride not protected by Big Polymer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3576\" data-start=\"3573\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3627\" data-start=\"3578\"\u003eApplication Instructions – God Bless This Mess\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3641\" data-start=\"3629\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3641\" data-start=\"3629\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"3888\" data-start=\"3643\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3682\" data-start=\"3643\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3682\" data-start=\"3646\"\u003eWipe down your surface (you won’t)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3735\" data-start=\"3683\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3735\" data-start=\"3686\"\u003ePeel like you’re unsealing classified documents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3816\" data-start=\"3736\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3816\" data-start=\"3739\"\u003eApply with the confidence of a guy yelling “This is America!” in a Chipotle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3888\" data-start=\"3817\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3888\" data-start=\"3820\"\u003eLet it bake in the sun while you polish your Bass Pro loyalty card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3901\" data-start=\"3890\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3901\" data-start=\"3890\"\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"3958\" data-start=\"3903\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3918\" data-start=\"3903\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3918\" data-start=\"3906\"\u003eSlap it on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3933\" data-start=\"3919\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3933\" data-start=\"3922\"\u003eWalk away\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"3958\" data-start=\"3934\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3958\" data-start=\"3937\"\u003eListen for applause\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"3963\" data-start=\"3960\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"3992\" data-start=\"3965\"\u003eFrequently Asked Freedom\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"4031\" data-start=\"3994\"\u003eIs this USA sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4102\" data-start=\"4032\"\u003eAbsolutely. Rain, shine, spilled beer—this baby sticks through it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"4141\" data-start=\"4104\"\u003eWill this make my truck faster?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4177\" data-start=\"4142\"\u003eYes. In the eyes of God and NASCAR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"4214\" data-start=\"4179\"\u003eCan I gift this to a veteran?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4260\" data-start=\"4215\"\u003eOnly if they can handle this much raw energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"4293\" data-start=\"4262\"\u003eWill people get offended?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4319\" data-start=\"4294\"\u003eYup. That’s why it works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"4324\" data-start=\"4321\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"4380\" data-start=\"4326\"\u003eFinal Words From the Eagle That Haunts This Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4640\" data-start=\"4382\"\u003e“The Only ’Tism I Got is Patriotism” is not just a \u003cstrong data-end=\"4448\" data-start=\"4433\"\u003eUSA sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e—it’s a full-body experience in 8.5 inches. It’s the sound of fireworks going off inside a gas station. It’s the energy of a Monster-fueled political Facebook comment brought to life in vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4688\" data-start=\"4642\"\u003eIt’s not for everyone. But neither is freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"4879\" data-start=\"4690\"\u003eIf you're the kind of person who refers to the Constitution as \"The Rules,\" then this sticker belongs in your arsenal—right next to your tactical fanny pack and emotional support lawnmower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"5025\" data-start=\"4881\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"4920\" data-start=\"4881\"\u003eBuy it. Slap it. Pledge allegiance.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"4923\" data-start=\"4920\"\u003eBecause nothing says liberty like a bumper sticker that confuses \u003cem data-end=\"4998\" data-start=\"4988\"\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e in the school pickup line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071712747809,"sku":"Tism Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071712780577,"sku":"Tism Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071712813345,"sku":"sku-51535804825879","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/the-only-tism-i-got-is-patriotism-9212902.png?v=1784868165","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/the-only-tism-i-got-is-patriotism","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}