{"product_id":"this-car-is-controlled-by-the-deep-state","title":"This Car is Controlled by the Deep State","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"697\"\u003eThis Car Is Controlled by the Deep State – Political Sticker\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eNot Paranoid. Just Early.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"945\"\u003eWhy settle for a normal car decal when you could let the government know you’re \u003cem data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eonto them\u003c\/em\u003e? Introducing the only \u003cstrong data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"866\"\u003epolitical sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e brave enough to say what your aluminum foil hat’s been screaming since 2009:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"996\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"994\"\u003e“This Car Is Controlled by the Deep State.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003ePrinted on 8.5\" x 2.5\" of premium-grade chaos, this sticker is your one-way ticket to letting every tailgater, highway cop, and passing pedestrian know that you don’t trust anything—and you’re proud of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1320\"\u003ePerfect for drivers who think fluoride is a war crime and who refer to traffic cameras as “surveillance nodes.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003eWhat Even Is the Deep State?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eGreat question. No one knows. But we’re pretty sure it’s real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003eCould be a cabal. Could be lizard people. Could be your HOA president and that one weird squirrel who always stares at your window. Whatever it is, it’s definitely involved in managing your Bluetooth and turning your check engine light on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1743\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"1697\"\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e doesn’t explain anything—it just \u003cem data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eaccuses.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1788\"\u003eWho’s This Political Sticker For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1790\" data-end=\"2058\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1790\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1792\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003ePeople with five VPNs and one working headlight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003eDads who yell “this is all planned” at the TV\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1892\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1894\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003eAnyone who’s said the phrase “false flag” at least once\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"1997\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1954\" data-end=\"1997\"\u003eDrivers who brake check Teslas on purpose\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1998\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003ePatriots, anarchists, and Reddit mods\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2040\" data-end=\"2058\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2058\"\u003eYou. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2060\" data-end=\"2167\"\u003eWhether you're left, right, or completely \u003cem data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2112\"\u003eoff-grid\u003c\/em\u003e, this sticker transcends party lines and common sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2169\" data-end=\"2172\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2174\" data-end=\"2228\"\u003eProduct Details – Built to Survive the Illuminati\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2230\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2230\" data-end=\"2255\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2232\" data-end=\"2255\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2232\" data-end=\"2241\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.5” x 2.5”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2256\" data-end=\"2310\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2258\" data-end=\"2310\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2258\" data-end=\"2271\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2311\" data-end=\"2376\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2313\" data-end=\"2376\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2313\" data-end=\"2324\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Semi-gloss – reflective enough to distract drones\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2377\" data-end=\"2443\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2379\" data-end=\"2443\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2379\" data-end=\"2399\"\u003eSticker Version:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent – like your distrust of the IRS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2444\" data-end=\"2512\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2446\" data-end=\"2512\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2446\" data-end=\"2466\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e Reusable – unlike your conspiracy subreddit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2513\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2543\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil):\u003c\/strong\u003e For cold climates \u0026amp; hot takes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2577\" data-end=\"2650\"\u003eMade by a small business with no known ties to the FBI (that we know of).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2652\" data-end=\"2655\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2657\" data-end=\"2679\"\u003eWhere to Stick It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2681\" data-end=\"2986\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2681\" data-end=\"2742\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2683\" data-end=\"2742\"\u003eYour bumper (next to your “I heart Edward Snowden” decal)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2743\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2745\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003eLaptop (for conference calls where you say “allegedly” a lot)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2809\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2811\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003eMini fridge stocked with MREs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2845\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003eMicrowave door (don’t ask)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2874\" data-end=\"2922\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2876\" data-end=\"2922\"\u003eThat briefcase you haven’t opened since 2014\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2923\" data-end=\"2986\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2925\" data-end=\"2986\"\u003eFridge at the office to keep people from stealing your soup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2988\" data-end=\"3122\"\u003eNo matter where you slap this \u003cstrong data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3039\"\u003epolitical sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’ll raise eyebrows, questions, and your street credibility among men named Ron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3124\" data-end=\"3127\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3129\" data-end=\"3196\"\u003eSticker vs Magnet – Choose Your Level of Government Commitment\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3198\" data-end=\"3219\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3198\" data-end=\"3217\"\u003eSticker Version\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3220\" data-end=\"3292\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3220\" data-end=\"3238\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3222\" data-end=\"3238\"\u003eSticks forever\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3239\" data-end=\"3292\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3241\" data-end=\"3292\"\u003eJust like that one theory you won’t shut up about\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3294\" data-end=\"3315\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3294\" data-end=\"3313\"\u003eMagnet (20 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3316\" data-end=\"3368\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3316\" data-end=\"3328\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3318\" data-end=\"3328\"\u003eReusable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3329\" data-end=\"3368\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3331\" data-end=\"3368\"\u003ePeel it off before family functions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3370\" data-end=\"3399\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3370\" data-end=\"3397\"\u003eMagnet Upgrade (30 mil)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3400\" data-end=\"3445\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3400\" data-end=\"3445\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3402\" data-end=\"3445\"\u003eSurvives cold, wind, and NSA interference\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3447\" data-end=\"3545\"\u003eNote: Most bumpers today are plastic—check with a fridge magnet or consult your bunker blueprints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3547\" data-end=\"3550\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3552\" data-end=\"3615\"\u003eInstallation Instructions – No Government Clearance Needed\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3617\" data-end=\"3631\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3617\" data-end=\"3629\"\u003eSticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3632\" data-end=\"3785\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3632\" data-end=\"3654\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3635\" data-end=\"3654\"\u003eClean the surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3655\" data-end=\"3737\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3658\" data-end=\"3737\"\u003eApply sticker with the confidence of someone who hasn’t paid taxes since 2017\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3738\" data-end=\"3762\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3741\" data-end=\"3762\"\u003ePress down and hold\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3763\" data-end=\"3785\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3766\" data-end=\"3785\"\u003eLet cure 24 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3787\" data-end=\"3800\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3787\" data-end=\"3798\"\u003eMagnet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"3801\" data-end=\"3899\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3801\" data-end=\"3845\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3804\" data-end=\"3845\"\u003eStick it to a clean, flat metal surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3846\" data-end=\"3876\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3849\" data-end=\"3876\"\u003eRemove when being watched\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3877\" data-end=\"3899\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3880\" data-end=\"3899\"\u003eReapply when safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3901\" data-end=\"3904\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3906\" data-end=\"3941\"\u003eFAQ – Redacted for Your Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3943\" data-end=\"3986\"\u003eIs this political sticker waterproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3987\" data-end=\"4027\"\u003eYes. Rain, snow, or chemtrails—it stays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4029\" data-end=\"4066\"\u003eCan this get me on a watchlist?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4067\" data-end=\"4105\"\u003eMaybe. But weren’t you already on one?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4107\" data-end=\"4143\"\u003eIs it left-wing or right-wing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4144\" data-end=\"4220\"\u003eIt’s wingless. It crawls through the shadows and lives off YouTube comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4222\" data-end=\"4225\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"4227\" data-end=\"4272\"\u003eFinal Thoughts from the Surveillance Van\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4274\" data-end=\"4468\"\u003e“This Car Is Controlled by the Deep State” isn’t a \u003cstrong data-start=\"4325\" data-end=\"4346\"\u003epolitical sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e—it’s a warning, a confession, and a punchline all in one. It exists at the intersection of comedy, paranoia, and vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4470\" data-end=\"4666\"\u003eIf your playlist is 90% conspiracy podcasts, if you’ve ever yelled “open your eyes!” in a Wendy’s parking lot, or if you just think it's hilarious to keep people guessing—this sticker’s for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4668\" data-end=\"4801\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4668\" data-end=\"4705\"\u003eBuy it. Slap it. Deny everything.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4705\" data-end=\"4708\"\u003eAnd remember: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not reading this description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071707701537,"sku":"deep state sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071707734305,"sku":"deep state magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071707767073,"sku":"sku-51535804727575","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/this-car-is-controlled-by-the-deep-state-4544547.jpg?v=1784868114","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/this-car-is-controlled-by-the-deep-state","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}