{"product_id":"trout","title":"TROUT","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"q-wa-flex q-wa-w-full q-wa-flex-1 q-wa-flex-col-reverse q-wa-gap-y-8 q-wa-pt-[var(--webapp-conversations-thread-top)] q-wa-overflow-y-auto q-wa-overflow-x-hidden\" data-test-id=\"current-response\" data-testid=\"auto-scrollable-area\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__component_body_19j9j conversationThread-module__component_body_small_screen_collapsed_S4fGz !q-wa-pr-0\" aria-live=\"polite\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__messages_7aMFT\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_2-F-o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_ai_response_QemYl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__response_container_y8LqB conversationThread-module__response_container_small_screen_collapsed_78OuY\" data-testid=\"ai-message-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__total_response_container_xJBt-\" data-testid=\"ai-message-inner-container\" data-customization=\"ai-message-inner-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_response_O5bWW !q-wa-max-w-[var(--webapp-conversation-message-body-response-max-width)] undefined false\" aria-live=\"polite\" data-testid=\"ai-message-text-container\" data-customization=\"ai-message-text-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_response_text_Xzxnx conversationThread-module__purina_message_body_response_text_A10EL\" data-testid=\"ai-message-text\" data-customization=\"ai-message-text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"conversationThread-module__message_body_prompt_LT-S8 conversationThread-module__message_body_prompt_small_screen_collapsed_OHXbM\" aria-live=\"polite\" data-testid=\"human-message-container\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTROUT: The Fishing Sticker For Those Who Choose Violence Daily\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fishing sticker speaks to the darkness in your soul. It whispers sweet chaos into your ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy This Fishing Sticker Goes Harder Than Your Trust Issues\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost fish play in warm puddles. Trout raw dog glacial waters for fun. That's the energy we're channeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Your New Personality Trait: • Premium vinyl tougher than your commitment issues • Stays stuck like that one weird trauma memory • Weather-resistant like your emotional walls • UV-protected like your fragile ego • Waterproof because duh, you wet goblin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eScientific Facts About These Water Psychopaths\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey see colors from your sleep paralysis demon. They navigate death rapids for giggles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese cold-blooded menaces: • Eat their cousins at family reunions • Swim in water that makes polar bears cry • Ghost better than your father • Have permanent murder face • Give zero fins about your feelings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePremium Fishing Sticker Features That Slap\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach decal comes blessed by river demons. We test them in waters that make ice cubes shiver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuality That Makes Sense: • Materials stronger than your last breakdown • Adhesive grippier than your ex • Built to outlast your sanity • Tougher than explaining NFTs to grandma • More reliable than your life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere To Slap This Bad Boy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour clapped-out adventure wagon needs this energy. So does that boat you love more than oxygen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect Placement Spots: • Your suspiciously clean cooler • That tacklebox full of chaos • Any surface that needs threatening • Places that make your mom nervous • Spots visible to normal society\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDaily Trout Philosophy Your Decal Represents\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWake up and choose violence. Eat anything that fits in your face hole. Trust no one, especially yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLife Lessons From Trout: • Stay toxic • Eat chaos • Choose violence • Ghost everyone • Trust no one\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eInstallation For The Mentally Unwell\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a spot (any spot, be feral)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean it (or don't, we're not your mom)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStick it like you've lost control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecome completely ungovernable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning Labels Should Include: • May cause sudden urge to fight bears • Side effects include speaking in trout • Known to induce spontaneous ice swimming • Could result in god complex development • Might make you ghost your entire bloodline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Facts About These Water Demons\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey eat bugs smaller than your self-esteem. They thrive in waters that make polar bears question their life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdditional Unhinged Features: • Each sticker blessed by creek demons • Tested in waters that make ice cubes shiver • Approved by fish with diagnosed anger issues • Guaranteed to make normal people uncomfortable • Certified by the Department of Aquatic Chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eJoin The Cult of Cold Water Demons\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecome one with the water menace. Embrace the permanent scowl lifestyle. Accept chaos as your co-pilot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Membership Includes: • VIP access to hypothermia • Premium river demon energy • Elite cold-blooded status • Master class in ghosting • PhD in concerning behavior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExtended Warranty Information\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eValid until the heat death of universe. Or until trout achieve world domination. Whichever comes first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember This Pairs Well With: • Undiagnosed mountain creature tendencies • Concerning love of hypothermia • The ability to vanish without explanation • Complete emotional unavailability • Your supervillain origin story\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegal Disclaimer: We're not responsible for: • Sudden upstream swimming urges • Public bug eating incidents • Glacier water cravings • Mass ghosting events • Cult formation tendencies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Final Word: While other decals beg for attention, this one threatens it. Join the cold side. We have violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: No trout were consulted during production. They were too busy plotting world domination. Get this sick fishing sticker and impress them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀 WARNING: May cause spontaneous acts of trout-like behavior and unreasonable confidence in freezing waters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53071717925153,"sku":"Trout Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard Magnet","offer_id":53071717957921,"sku":"Trout magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53071717990689,"sku":"sku-51535805874455","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/7186\/3073\/files\/trout-2548118.jpg?v=1784868177","url":"https:\/\/shaketeaus.com\/products\/trout","provider":"Shaketea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}