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🚨 WARNING: These Bumper Stickers & Magnets May Cause Laughing Fits in Traffic 🚨

Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of the most unhinged, unapologetically weird, and weatherproof bumper stickers and magnets this side of the internet. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ 5-star reviews, featured in the New York Times, and available in 70+ retail stores across the U.S., including most Zumiez locations.

🐸 Product Specs:
Size: Most rectangular stickers/magnets are approx. 8.5” x 2.5”. (Sizing may vary slightly due to the handmade nature of our process. Mockups are just for vibes — they aren’t to scale.)

Material: Premium, all-weather vinyl that slaps — literally. Waterproof, car wash safe, fade-proof, smudge-proof, and apocalypse-resistant.

Magnets: Standard magnets are crafted with 20 mil thickness for flexibility and hold. Want an upgrade? We offer 30 mil thick magnets on our website — highly recommended for cold climates or if your car gets bullied by the wind.

Die-cut designs? Check the listing titles for accurate sizing or message us with questions!

⚠️ Magnet Warning:
Not all bumpers are created equal. Some newer cars (especially aluminum ones) won’t hold magnets — test your car with a fridge magnet first! Apply magnets only to clean, dry, magnetic surfaces.

🔥 Application Tips:
Stickers:

Clean surface (alcohol/water works).

Peel ‘n slap.

Press from center out. Smooth like you mean it.
Magnets:
Stick ‘em on. Re-stick. Take ‘em off for car washes or extreme temps. Air bubbles? Totally normal — they'll settle in heat or with a quick blast from a hair dryer.

🧼 Minor Disclaimers:
Bubbling, slight material inconsistencies, and human error can happen.

Magnets and stickers are handmade. Variations in cut or finish are normal and won’t affect use.

Problems? Shoot us a message. We always make it right.

📬 Email us anytime at hello@frogmustardstickers.com.

🎁 Beyond Etsy:
🚗 Monthly Subscriptions – Get surprise Frog Mustard goods delivered to your cave every month.
🌍 Sticker Design Contest – Submit your deranged ideas via our site. Winner gets a free sticker or magnet + internet glory.
🎉 Giveaways – Follow us on socials @frogmustardstickers for frequent chaos and free stuff.

🐸 Why Frog Mustard?
Because the world needs fewer “live laugh love” signs and more “My Cat Is a Federal Informant” energy.
We’re a small, weird Washington-based team making funny, high-quality chaos for your car. Join the sticker cult.

🛒 More chaos at frogmustardstickers.com
🎥 TikTok, IG, Pinterest: @frogmustardstickers
🐦 Twitter/X: @frog_mustard

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